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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by JealousOrc:
4/17/2016 4:20:41 PM
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[b]uses my Pants[/b]
No more playing around. Time to bring out the big guns.
[b]pulls out a red laser light[/b]
[b]aims it on top of the mountain[/b]
[spoiler]go up there plz[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Pants activate a shield around me for 2 turns[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 1:45:36 AM[spoiler]You break his arm or the bottle?[/spoiler] *He punches you back in the face and then kicks you in the crotch. He then drop kicks you in the gut.* [spoiler]ENRAGED!!! Now you know what it's like to get hit there...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]arm[/spoiler] [b]uses Pants to block those hits[/b] [spoiler]I'LL NEVER KNOW[/spoiler] [b]i hit you in the face with the handle of the trident[/b] [b]shoots water under you and then shoots a cupid arrow into it and electrocutes the water causing it to electrocute you[/b] [b]with super speed and strength I hit you in the balls with the handle of the trident[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 4:02:12 AM*He grabs your head and picks up the arrow. Despite being hit in the balls and currently being electrocuted the catnip is allowing him to just barely keep it together. He screams as he stabs the arrow into your shoulder with all the strength he can muster. He then kicks you away from him. *
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[b]Pants last for 2 turns so the arrow just sort if bounced off and you didn't hurt me when you pushed me[/b] [b]gets pushed back barely[/b] [b]stabs my trident through your right leg vertically so all 3 blades go through[/b] [b]pulls out a metal rod and hits you in the face baseball bat style[/b]
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*Is now on the ground* "Notdoinghandtohandcombatanymore?" *Blows a golden whistle and a bobcat sized, two headed bird swoops down and grabs your head with its sharp talons. While you are distracted, he stabs you in the gut with his sword. *
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[spoiler]i didn't think pets were allowed[/spoiler] [spoiler]i have one two[/spoiler] How did you get one? [b]gets stabbed[/b] Screw it! SMAUG!!!!!!!!!! [b]a huge red dragon comes in and in mid air he turns human and lands on you[/b] [b]he proceeds to grow his claws back and scratch you across the face[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 11:50:44 AM[spoiler]Oh, they aren't?[/spoiler] "Youcould'veatleastcalledinsomethingsmaller!" *Scratches him back in the face three times and pushes him back towards you.* [spoiler]I have school so this is my last post for a while...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]not that I know of[/spoiler] [b]he breathes fire at the bird and then grows the dragon teeth back[/b] [b]bites your unbroken arm[/b]
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*Bites the dragon guy thing in the neck, specifically putting pressure on the spinal cord.*
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[b]you hear a whistle before you do and my 2 headed bird thing(all black named Shadow) comes in and picks you up[/b] [spoiler]how long does cat nip last[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It lasts a while... We will probably run out of posts first, but even on catnip he is hurting pretty bad now. Also, I think he is too heavy to be picked up by Shadow. If I thought Malik could lift you then you would be getting carried over the ocean by now.[/spoiler] *Despite the bird trying to lift Sketch, he is just too heavy. He digs his teeth into the dragon persons neck in an effort to paralyze him.* [spoiler]When the fight ends, whether I win or not, (probably not,) I have a surprise planned.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yee, not allowed to use 2 at a time anyways[/spoiler] [b]bird flys away[/b] [b]i open a portal beside you both and another in the sky[/b] [b]Smaug jumps through it with you holding on to him and turns dragon in mid-air[/b] [b]he shakes you off of him and the portals close[/b]
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"I'mgonnahavetodothisagain?" *Holds his sword in front of him to make a shield.*
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[b]sword is stabbed into me on top of the mountain[/b] [b]you keep falling[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/19/2016 12:26:16 AM(Hey, hey, hey... Just because I stab you doesn't mean I let go... Who stabs somebody with their sword and lets go? I guess I'll allow it... He's pretty out of it...) *Suddenly his sword slides out of your gut and flies down towards him, accelerating as it travels through the air. He catches it and then makes the shield.*
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[spoiler]tru[/spoiler] [spoiler]only 5 fight turns left[/spoiler] [spoiler]after this is 4[/spoiler] [b]Smaug picks you up while your falling and simply places you on top of the mountain[/b] We don't need more dust. [b]i slice your face with my scythe and he goes human on the mountain[/b] [b]i throw him cupids bow and a quiver full of arrows[/b] [b]we all 3 stand facing each other, but then your giant chicken is hovering above us just chillin[/b]
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*Malik goes for the dragon guy, he screeches as he descends. Something touches the dragon guy's mind.* -EXCELSIOOOORRRR!!!!!- *Sketch raises his sword. It is only faintly glowing white now.* "You go first..." *You see him wince a little as he says it.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/19/2016 12:34:05 AM[b]i lift my scythe and he draws the arrow[/b] [b]about to attack we hear a noise over the speakers[/b] [b]The Deity says the fights over and we will now be judged[/b] [b]My Scythe disappears back into the tattoo and Smaug drops my bow[/b] [b]i reach out for a handshake[/b]
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*He stares at you with a bit of a pained expression.*
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[b]speaks, clearly in pain[/b] No handshake? That's ok. [b]Smaug leaves[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/19/2016 12:40:03 AM*You hear a bird screech as a bobcat sized two headed bird bounces off of the spot where Smaug was standing.*
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[b]looks at it[/b] [b]looks at you[/b] [b]Pants announces the winners and i'm one of them[/b] You know this means I get to kill you right? No resisting. It's the rules.
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[b]The deity speaks on the mic. Oh wait no...he's just laughing his ass off[/b]
