ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ɴᴇʀғ ʟɪғᴇ...
ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜ ɪs ɢʟɪᴛᴄʜʏ.
ᴡᴏʀᴋᴍᴀᴛᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ʟᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴡᴏʀᴋs ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴏ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ.
ᴇɴᴅɢᴀᴍᴇ ɪs ᴜɴғᴀɪʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀs.
ɢᴜɴs ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴏᴘ.
sᴏᴄɪᴀʟ ɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋs ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴏᴘ.
ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ ɪs ᴛᴏᴏ ᴏᴘ.
ғɪx ᴘᴏᴠᴇʀᴛʏ.
ʜᴜɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛᴏᴏ ᴏᴘ.
ғɪx ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴏғ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ʀᴏᴜᴛɪɴᴇ, ɪᴛ's ᴛᴏᴏ ʀᴇᴘᴇᴛɪᴛɪᴠᴇ.
ᴘʀɪᴄᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪɢʜ.
ᴇᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ᴀ ʙᴜғғ.
ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ ʜᴀsɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ғɪxᴇᴅ ʏᴇᴛ, ɪᴛ's ʙᴇᴇɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴜʀʏ!!!
ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴅɪsᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛᴏʀʏ.
ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴜsᴇʀs ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇss ᴛʜɪs...
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Was reading this like it would rhyme. It didn't.