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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by JealousOrc:
4/17/2016 3:00:40 AM
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[b]gets tackled by you and falls to the ground with you on top of me[/b]
[b]head butts you[/b]
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*Spits one of his teeth into your eye and attempts to punch you.*
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[spoiler]in the face? I'll assume yes[/spoiler] [b]a firespear stabs through your tail[/b] [spoiler]i can make a ring of fire around us, make spears made of fire, and throw fireballs[/spoiler]
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"I have the strangest feeling that I basically told you to do that... Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!" (He's kind of gotten used to his tail catching on fire. He's screaming because his tail is on fire AND it's just been stabbed.) *He stops, drops, and rolls. His tail is now smoking but it's no longer on fire.* "Two can play at that game!!!" *He pulls out his flamethrower and shoots it into the air. He swings his sword down sending a huge fireball towards you.* [spoiler]Combo move![/spoiler]
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[b]opens a portal in front of me and another behind you[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 4:46:16 AM*using his sword, he blocks the fire that comes out of the portal with a burst of air.* "I may need to sew up the hole I cut in the duster..." *This time he sends a wave of fire across the ground and up from under you. * [spoiler]This is my last post on this fight for tonight.[/spoiler]
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[b]gets caught on fire and rolls around on the ground[/b] OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [b]fire goes out[/b] [b]gets up pretty hurt and opens a portal beside me[/b] [b]reaches in and grabs Cupid's Bow[/b] [b]pulls it out and shoots you in both knees[/b] [b]the arrows electrocute you too[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 3:55:18 PM"Where did y- gaaah!" *The arrows hit his knees and shock him. He pulls them out. He sends an arrow back at you with his sword.* [spoiler]He can still walk and run but he's slower now and it's painful.[/spoiler]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/17/2016 4:20:41 PM[b]uses my Pants[/b] No more playing around. Time to bring out the big guns. [b]pulls out a red laser light[/b] [b]aims it on top of the mountain[/b] [spoiler]go up there plz[/spoiler] [spoiler]Pants activate a shield around me for 2 turns[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 4:35:43 PM*Looks at the laser that you're shining at the top of the mountain and then glares at you.* "If you want me to go up there just try asking nicely instead of insulting me..."
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Fine. Would you kindly go up the mountain? [b]opens a portal up to there[/b] [b]jumps in[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 8:28:19 PM"That's better..." *Enters portal to the top of the mountain. He has his sword ready in his hand.*
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[b]there is a bowl of milk and ball of yarn[/b] [b]kicks the yarn off the mountain[/b] Go get it!!!
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*Watches the ball of yarn fall down the mountain.* "Seriously?"
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Worth a shot? [b]closes the portals and the bottom of my scythe opens[/b] [b]poison comes out[/b] [b]it slows your senses and blurs your vision[/b] [b]i kick you in the chest[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 8:45:31 PM"I don't want to be without you!!!!" *With the rest of his strength he digs his claws into your leg and pulls you down with him.* [spoiler]Ignore this[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]didn't push you off the cliff[/spoiler] [spoiler]that's a kill move[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 8:46:34 PM[spoiler]Oh, I see... I got confused. I wouldn't actually consider that a kill move. There are a number of things that can happen when you fall off a cliff...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it's fine[/spoiler] [b]proceeds to tackle you off the cliff[/b] [b]as we are falling I push away from you and jump in a portal[/b] [b]another portal opens on the ground[/b] [b]i come out and close both portals[/b]
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[spoiler]I dug my claws into your leg... Eh, okay I'll still accept that...[/spoiler] *He's falling on his own. The side of the mountain starts getting closer. He digs his claws into the side of the mountain, slowing himself down.*
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[spoiler]sorry, thought you didn't do that since you put "ignore this" on that post[/spoiler] [b]you feel an arrow hit you in the back[/b] [b]you get electrocuted[/b] [b]i shoot another pinning your fire proof duster to the mountain[/b] [b]if you touch it then you get electrocuted[/b]
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[spoiler]I thought that that didn't count because you didn't actually try to kick me off the mountain.[/spoiler] *He lets go of the side of the mountain but the arrow pinning his duster to the mountain stays there. He is now hanging upside down from the side of the mountain. He is sending blasts of air at you with his sword.*
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[spoiler]now i'm confused but oh well[/spoiler] [b]sends a fire spear aiming for your face[/b]
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*Uses his sword to send it flying back towards you.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/17/2016 9:11:12 PM[b]changes it's course to hit your balls[/b] [spoiler]i summon them with magic and never actually touch them, they float beside me until I tell them where to go. That's how I just changed it's course[/spoiler] [spoiler]sorry about where it's gonna hit but I can't kill you so I need to hurt you as much as possible[/spoiler]
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"Waaaaaah!" *Just before the spear hits he slices the arrow with his sword and starts falling again. This time he slows himself down with his claws and drops down to a cliff.*
