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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by JealousOrc:
4/16/2016 10:40:23 PM
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[b]you hear me scream then hit the ground[/b]
[b]i go visible again and am laying on the ground a bit far away[/b]
[b]i open a portal beside me and another beside your leg[/b]
[b]i grab and pull your leg[/b]
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"Waaaah!" *He falls over. He reaches down and digs his claws into your hand to get you to let go of his leg.*
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OW!!! [b]pulls hand back through portal[/b] [b]closes the portals and runs at you[/b] [b]does a drop kick[/b]
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*Is launched back about 3 feet and when he hits the ground he rolls and then stands up.* "Hold on..." *He pops his left arm back into place.* "I landed a little funny..."
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[b]walks up to you and back hands with super strength[/b]
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*He spins around. He spits out some blood.* "I'm not sure how I let you walk up to me..." *He tries to punch you in the face.*
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I don't know either. [b]gets punched and stumbles back a bit while holding my face[/b] [b]kicks you in the balls[/b]
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*Bends over, clearly in pain.* "I... Guess... That had... To happen eventually..." *He swings his sword to push you backwards, he then throws it at your leg. It seems to accelerate as it flies through the air.*
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[b]goes back about 10 feet[/b] [b]opens a portal in front of me and another right behind your left leg[/b]
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"Oh no." *He jumps to the side as the sword comes out of the other portal. Instead if continuing to fly through the air, it returns to him hilt-first.* "Let's try this." *Walks to the other side of the portal behind him and leaps through it towards you.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/17/2016 3:00:40 AM[b]gets tackled by you and falls to the ground with you on top of me[/b] [b]head butts you[/b]
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*Spits one of his teeth into your eye and attempts to punch you.*
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[spoiler]in the face? I'll assume yes[/spoiler] [b]a firespear stabs through your tail[/b] [spoiler]i can make a ring of fire around us, make spears made of fire, and throw fireballs[/spoiler]
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"I have the strangest feeling that I basically told you to do that... Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!" (He's kind of gotten used to his tail catching on fire. He's screaming because his tail is on fire AND it's just been stabbed.) *He stops, drops, and rolls. His tail is now smoking but it's no longer on fire.* "Two can play at that game!!!" *He pulls out his flamethrower and shoots it into the air. He swings his sword down sending a huge fireball towards you.* [spoiler]Combo move![/spoiler]
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[b]opens a portal in front of me and another behind you[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 4:46:16 AM*using his sword, he blocks the fire that comes out of the portal with a burst of air.* "I may need to sew up the hole I cut in the duster..." *This time he sends a wave of fire across the ground and up from under you. * [spoiler]This is my last post on this fight for tonight.[/spoiler]
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[b]gets caught on fire and rolls around on the ground[/b] OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [b]fire goes out[/b] [b]gets up pretty hurt and opens a portal beside me[/b] [b]reaches in and grabs Cupid's Bow[/b] [b]pulls it out and shoots you in both knees[/b] [b]the arrows electrocute you too[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 3:55:18 PM"Where did y- gaaah!" *The arrows hit his knees and shock him. He pulls them out. He sends an arrow back at you with his sword.* [spoiler]He can still walk and run but he's slower now and it's painful.[/spoiler]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/17/2016 4:20:41 PM[b]uses my Pants[/b] No more playing around. Time to bring out the big guns. [b]pulls out a red laser light[/b] [b]aims it on top of the mountain[/b] [spoiler]go up there plz[/spoiler] [spoiler]Pants activate a shield around me for 2 turns[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 4:35:43 PM*Looks at the laser that you're shining at the top of the mountain and then glares at you.* "If you want me to go up there just try asking nicely instead of insulting me..."
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Fine. Would you kindly go up the mountain? [b]opens a portal up to there[/b] [b]jumps in[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 8:28:19 PM"That's better..." *Enters portal to the top of the mountain. He has his sword ready in his hand.*
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[b]there is a bowl of milk and ball of yarn[/b] [b]kicks the yarn off the mountain[/b] Go get it!!!
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*Watches the ball of yarn fall down the mountain.* "Seriously?"
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Worth a shot? [b]closes the portals and the bottom of my scythe opens[/b] [b]poison comes out[/b] [b]it slows your senses and blurs your vision[/b] [b]i kick you in the chest[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 8:45:31 PM"I don't want to be without you!!!!" *With the rest of his strength he digs his claws into your leg and pulls you down with him.* [spoiler]Ignore this[/spoiler]
