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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/16/2016 9:10:48 PM
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[spoiler]oh lol[/spoiler]
Don't worry about it.
[b]pulls out scythe and runs at you[/b]
[b]slides between your legs and stabs your crotch[/b]
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*His sword stops him before he hits the ground. The air from the sword is moving so fast it creates a big, dark cloud of dust.*
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[b]coughs a little bit[/b] [b]turns invisible[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 10:45:03 PM*The dust cloud still hasn't dispersed. More dust seems to be getting kicked up.*
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[b]looks for you in the dust[/b]
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*The dust cloud is dark and he is nowhere to be found. Suddenly something stomps on your foot and you get elbowed in the gut. You catch a glimpse of two white eyes appearing then disappearing.*
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I'm invisible, how did you find me? [b]punches at where I saw the eyes[/b] [spoiler]seriously though, how you find me?[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 11:06:20 PM[spoiler]He can't see you specifically but since you're invisible he can see your footprints through your feet. That's why he stomped on your foot first. Since he doesn't actually turn invisible, you're going to have to come up with a different way to see him.[/spoiler] *You hear a muffled giggle come from somewhere behind you.* [spoiler]That's if he didn't find surprising people funny.[/spoiler]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/17/2016 11:11:23 PM[b]backhands behind me with super speed and super strength[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 11:21:07 PM*You feel your hand hit the side of a wolve's face. Two white eyes appear moving towards the ground before they disappear again. Some of the dark dust close to the ground seems to move towards you just before something sweeps your legs.*
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Woah! [b]falls and then opens a portal under me and another on the top of the mountain[/b] [b]sees if dust up there too[/b]
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*The dust cloud at the base of the mountain lights up orange and Sketches silhouette can be seen. Suddenly, fire spews out of your portal. *
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OH SHI- [b]uses pants to block it and closes the portal[/b] Where did all this dust even come from? Seriously, we were between a mountain and a field of flowers. [b]goes visible[/b] I know what to use. [b]opens portal and reaches in[/b] [b]pulls out my trident and puts out 3 turrets on top of the mountain then puts up the gun in the portal[/b] [b]my scythe disappears[/b] [b]i close the portal[/b] Gotta fight fire with fire. But, in this case. Gotta fight fire with water. Plus cats hate water. [b]water comes out of the trident and I aim it off the mountain and at the dust down below[/b] [b]the trident is like my scythe. It has 3 blades on the bottom and top, it can shoot water out of the blades, and is awesome.[/b]
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*The dust cloud dissipates and Sketch gets splashed with water. He doesn't seem to mind though. He shouts up at you.* "I'messentiallyhumaninbehaviorexceptIsometimeshaveanimal-likeurgesthatIcan'tcontrol!" [spoiler]He is talking fast because of the catnip. [/spoiler]
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Can you control this!?!?!?!? [b]throws a bone at you[/b]
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*The bone bounces off his head but he doesn't seem to feel it.* "Nope.TrysomethingelsebeforeIstartclimbingbackup."
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CLIMB ALREADY!!!
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"Finefinefine." *Climbs the mountain twice as fast as he was before.*
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[b]smacks him with a rolled up newspaper[/b]
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[spoiler]I guess he's at the top now.[/spoiler] "Anewspaper?Seriously?Let'sjustdothishandtohand." *Attempts to punch you in the face then knee you in the gut.*
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[spoiler]yep[/spoiler] [b]you succeed in both of those attacks[/b] Yeah, we should. [b]activates super speed and super strength[/b] [b]roundhouse kicks you in the face and when I complete turn around I have a spray bottle in my hand and spray you[/b]
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*He spins around and spits out another one of his teeth. He gets sprayed in the face with water.* "Thatworked.I'mannoyednow!" *Scratches your left arm and then your chest.*
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[b]grabs your arm before you scratch my chest[/b] [b]i break it and throw the bottle off the cliff[/b] [b]punches you straight in the face[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 1:48:03 AM[spoiler]Wait... Time is up I think.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Never mind. The time limit as been extended by one day.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]he extended it until tomorrow[/spoiler] [spoiler]plus it's just getting good[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 1:45:36 AM[spoiler]You break his arm or the bottle?[/spoiler] *He punches you back in the face and then kicks you in the crotch. He then drop kicks you in the gut.* [spoiler]ENRAGED!!! Now you know what it's like to get hit there...[/spoiler]
