[b]Trumpets blare as the collusium shoots fireworks like a Chinese New Years party. The stands are filled with bloodthirsty fans of the dojo, wanting to see their favourite heroes face off in battles to the death.[/b] [b]The deity gets on the Mic[/b] Well hellllooooooooooo you blood thirsty animals! Welcome! TO THE FIRST FIERCE TOURNAMENT!!!!!!! Let's take a look at the little munchkins, who will be decapitating, torturing, annihilating and generally murdering the hell out of eachother over the next week! First on the list is NINJA! The boss man, the Sensei (and maybe the Senpai to you crazy ladies out there) the badass and all around the guy who usually appears with a quest, but dips out soon after! What a role model! Sargentubbs! Now, what would happen if you mixed a 12 year old kid with the grim reaper? Well Tubbs is probably what would come out! He's fast, he's strong, and any opponent should probably be wearing a cup because he WILL kick you in the balls. Pretty sure that's a weird fetish or something. PoFeh! This guys is literally a wild card. Fresh from the meat factory and thrown into the fire, Pofeh is the definition of a noob at the dojo. *A bunch of women begin cheering* Well I guess the ladies dig the underdog. Maya Sundresh! Get your teacups and your pinkies up men, otherwise this refined woman will twist your balls, and make it into coffee. Not only that, but she is known for playing with her food! Even though she's known for brutal tactics she usually hurts herself more then she hurts her opponent. Headshot! Probably the definition of a -blam!-ed up sadist, Headshot loves seeing his opponents in pain. Not sure how you do that when you duel wield pistols.... Inflatab*ahem* Tesuto! Ya! Tesuto! Driven by honour and duty, Tesuto is the test for many upon entering the dojo. Dual wielding katanas(wow what a WEEB) Tesuto dons his Samurai get up like a badass. Even though he is a total clutz Zane! Hero of heaven, slayer of Majora, and TOTALLY not a mass murderer or anything. He is the definition of a fantasy RPG hero. Especially because he can't die permanently for some reason. Even though he is definitely a badass(trust me I've been inside him Ayyy lmao) his feelings can get hurt pretty easily. All you probably need to do to beat him is trash talk his dead family. ZING! Sketch! Sketch and his bipedal, as he always likes to let us know, is a total furry. So, all you need to do to beat this guy is have gasoline, a match, and dog treats! Fantastic! *ahem* anyways....sketch is probably more then meets the eye and will probably kick your ass more than you'd expect. Cosmocynical! Meh. He's kind of a Douche bag. MegaMortar! Quick to rise in respect and ranks, Mortar is a terror on the battlefield! And the opposite in bed! Stratos! Commander of his own Fleet, Stratos can inflict militant death on his enemies! The real question is, what happens when you take away the fleet? Hmmmm...interesting. And of course last, but certainly not least, we have Sexysteve(ETHERIC, Twig...she has many names). If anyone could catch her own shadow, it's this crazy night hound. Armed to the teeth and possibly a sociopath! She will probably be holding your head before you could even count how many times she stabbed you! And those are the contestants folks! LETS GET BLOODY! [spoiler]I will start each of your fights. Your battlefield will be determined by me to add different elements to the battle. That's why I didn't want you to all start lol. All of your battles should be ready in the next half hour.PM me when you finish.[/spoiler] [spoiler]yes I know I missed some intros one sec[/spoiler]