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4/16/2016 6:13:00 AM
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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon
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1 ReplyI listened to watch me whip without cringing
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1 ReplyI went to crack my neck, broke it, and then fixed it.
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1 ReplyI stepped on a Lego. [spoiler]and didn't flinch[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow tough I'm I? I pour milk first then cereal.
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1 ReplyI had milk for breakfast[spoiler]without any nails[/spoiler]
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"Im so tough I ate my girls booty" "So?" "Right after she took a shit"
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Yesterday I ordered illegal memes from my boy Pablo, who tried to kill me and take my money. I used MY LAST PEPE to kill him, and restocked in the supply bin. I will -blam!- you in the ass, just like I did to your kids
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Edited by The Arxfiend: 4/18/2016 7:03:34 AMI work in the weapons and military tech industry A whole 2 years at Lockheed Martin I get paid to blow shit up and sell whatever the -blam!- I used to people. I beat Halo CE on Mythic...[spoiler]without using the pistol.[/spoiler]
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I watched Guardians of the Galaxy for the first time and didn't cry at the beginning.
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1 ReplyI once got a papercut and I didnt cry :)
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I eat fish like you almost everyday
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Can i borrow a tin can?
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4 RepliesI beat the Abyss Watchers in Dark Souls 3 [spoiler]Solo, with broken hilt[/spoiler] Top that #Offtopic
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I jumped in front of a van that said fight me on the hood
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2 RepliesWay to completely rip off my thread. https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/200138288/0/0
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I just brushed my teeth... Then I downed a gallon of orange juice.
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I had a fight with my girlfriend [spoiler]And she admitted she was wrong[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI once accidentally got myself in the eye while fapping and I didn't even contemplate my shitty life
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I paper cut my eye [spoiler]and didn't cry[/spoiler]
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I threw a grenade and killed 69 people, then the grenade exploded
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11 RepliesHave a bottle of ketchup?
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2 RepliesYesterday I gave someone a Colombian necktie and proceeded to throat -blam!- him, using his eye sockets as resting places for my thumbs i order to ensure that maximum thrust wad achieved by gripping his skull. I then finished on his mother and shoved his hand up her ass for her own white knuckle enjoyment before setting their house on fire. [spoiler]I also made his dad suck on his desticles[/spoiler]
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I fought 5 Cougars at once and won. [spoiler]Take that grandma[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI got a papercut on my toe... [spoiler]and only used 3 bandaids![/spoiler]
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I think the salty spitoon is on #Destiny.
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