Have you ever tried eating a clock?
[spoiler]It's very TIME consuming..[/spoiler]
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One too many L's
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[u]Time[/u] flies when you have the munchies.
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Beautiful
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That would leave you ticked off
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I'd still go back for seconds. HAH
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I'be got to [u]hand[/u] it to ya, that was pretty good.
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Thanks! You can [u]count[/u] on me, hopefully these aren't too [u]alarming.[/u]
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Wait a minute, I was about to say the alarm pun! Hour minds think very alike
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These jokes are winding me up!
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I'd go on, but our time has run out. It was an honor
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Honor? I barely know 'er!
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This is amazing lol.