Joke 1: if you are cold go stand in a corner. They are usually 90 degrees.
Joke 2: what do you call security at the Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy!
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Number 1 is a good one Number 2 is common sense
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#2: unlike the movie, the guardians of the Galaxy failed, a person ran out with a galaxy 6 edge
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💯😂 you redeemed yourself
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😭 I would like to thank my dad, mom, siste... Nvm, my dog, my favorite Cheerios, and my tv
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Edited by ItsOnlyElo: 4/15/2016 8:12:56 PMYou ain't thanking groot?
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And gwot
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because he has legs?
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Nope, to go to the idiots house
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Knock knock
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Who's there?
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Groooooooot