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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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1 ReplyHow do you change the number of sides on a pentagon? Intersect it with a plane.
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1 ReplyIf you're Canadian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? [spoiler]European[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIf the Australians are a day ahead of us, why didn't they warn us about 9/11? They could have saved a lot of people!
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2 RepliesWhat do you call a dear with a drinking problem ? An elkoholic
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1 ReplyI don't swear, I don't smoke and I don't drink. (checks pockets) Damn it I left my cigarettes at the bar!
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A cheese was requested?
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What's the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers minds? Their feet.
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It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh shit! It's a plane!
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8 RepliesWho are the fastest readers in the world? [spoiler]9/11 victims. 100 stories in under 10 seconds[/spoiler]
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Your name made me start crying. 😂
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Voltorb used explode! *insert picture of twin towers getting destroyed here* It was super effective!
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Senator in the streets [spoiler]Zodiac in the sheets[/spoiler]
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What do you call an Asian hunters yellow genitals?[spoiler]A golden gun[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTwo satilite disks got married the wedding was okay but the reception though
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3 RepliesEdited by VacuumDruid7397: 4/17/2016 10:44:14 PMLet's play Barbie... Ill be Ken and you be the box I cum in [spoiler]no homo[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call it when you make a phone call on a trampoline? [spoiler]dial up[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy does Eris Morn smell so bad ? [spoiler]because she has just made it out of Crota's [u]End[/u][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat breaks when you give it to a 3 year old? [spoiler]her hips[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? [spoiler]He flushed ;)[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a hunter that is a pedophile and creepy [spoiler]a NightStalker[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat is the difference between a dwarf and a midget [spoiler]very little[/spoiler] [spoiler]if i offended you I'm sorry[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by T Moneyzz: 4/17/2016 3:52:28 PMLong one be warned In the middle ages, there was a man who owned a flower shop, and made pretty good business running it. Unfortunately for him, some friars from the local monastery decided to open a flower shop of their own across town. Now, since everyone in his town was religious, they wanted to support the men of God by purchasing flowers from them. This led to a significant decrease in the florist's sales, and over time began to cause him to go bankrupt. He went to the friars' shop and explained the situation to them, and asked them to consider moving, but his pleas fell on deaf ears. A few months later, when he was in danger of losing his house, he sent his wife over to plead with the friars, but with no success. Finally, with no other option, the florist went to the biggest, meanest thug in town, Hugh McTaggart, and hired him to go trash the friars' flower shop. Hugh delivered, smashing the whole place and terrifying the friars into relocating. This proves that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
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1 ReplyIf a cowboy ever played destiny what kind of gun would he use [spoiler]Golden Gun[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did the kidney lose his job? [spoiler]his boss caught him getting stoned[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesWhat hands does the queen use to masterbate [spoiler]Her Right Hand[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat is big , white and jumps over buses on a motorcycle ?? [spoiler]evil kifridge [/spoiler]
