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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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1 Replybumparino some good quality cheese here.
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1 ReplyWhy are pirates called pirates? They just arrrrrrrr!
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1 ReplyA man walked into a butchers shop. The butcher said to him "I bet you can't reach those two pieces of meat up there." The man said "I'm not doing that." and the butcher asked why not? [spoiler]The man said "The steaks are too high.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat's orange and sounds like a parrot? [spoiler]A carrot[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Alföðr: 4/18/2016 2:54:03 PM1. I went to a hive party on the moon, it was pretty inthralling. 2. Where do the Vex wash their dishes? The Ishtar Sink. 3. Wheres Destiny's story? Shrouded in the darkness. 4. How did the Traveler get its name? It never dribbles. 5. Player 1: I hope they add gambling with this new update! Player 2: Yeah that would be cool. Player 3: There already is gambling in Destiny. Player 2: What is it called? Player 3: Its called the Cryptarch. Player 1: What can you win? Player 3: No one wins. 6. A Titan, a Hunter, and a Warlock go to the movies. The Warlock walks up to the guy at the door. Man: $1.50 please. The Warlock gives him the money and walks in. The Hunter walks up. Man: $1.50 please. Hunter gives him the money and walks in. The Titan walks up. Man: $3.00 please. Titan: Why are you charging me more to get in. Man: Shoulder Charge.
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1 ReplyA guy goes to goes to his therapist and says "I keep having a dream that I'm a wigwam??" Therapist says,"Interesting." Guy goes back next week and says "I have a new dream every night that I'm a Tee-Pee??" Therapist says, "Oh I see the problem, your too [i]tents."[/i]
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1 ReplyWhat is a pirate's favorite letter? [spoiler]you would think it is r but it be the c![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIf we were to rate Bin Laden on his looks, i'd give him a 9/11
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1 ReplyCurled up with my hands on my knees... that's just how I roll.
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1 ReplyWhat's al Qaidas favorite football team? The New York Jets.
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1 ReplyWanna hear a dirty joke? A girl fell in the mud.
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5 Replies#OffTopic
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7 RepliesA man entered a pun contest run by his local newspaper. Since there was no limit on how many entries you could have, and he really wanted to win, the man submitted a total of ten different puns to the competition, in the hopes that at least one would win. Unfortunately, [i]no pun in ten did.[/i]
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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3 RepliesQ: What was the quickest escape time from the World Trade Center? A: Ten seconds flat.
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9 RepliesEdited by Sir Epic the3rd: 4/16/2016 6:51:55 PM*warning dark humour * Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? [spoiler]The wheelchair [/spoiler]
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http://dafk.net/what/
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3 RepliesHere's my joke; warlocks.
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3 RepliesWhat do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?? Nothing, you already told her twice
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1 ReplyRoses are red My name is Dave This rhyme makes no sense Microwave
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2 RepliesJoe:How long does it take to fall off the WT towers? Joe:The rest of your life. Kevin:Dude that joke was a plane crash... Joe:Yeah but I was trying to wing it. Luke:Dude don't hijack his spotlight! Joe:We're taking these jokes to new heights! Kevin:We are on a flight path to hell...
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1 ReplyI bought a pair of trainers off a drug dealer the other day. I don't know what they were laced with but I was tripping all day.
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Edited by Za: 4/18/2016 10:32:35 AMDestiny's story line
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1 ReplyEdited by A 2017 Snek: 4/18/2016 12:02:47 AMHow long does it take to fall from the top of the World Trade Center? The rest of your life.
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3 RepliesWhy can't a t Rex clap his hands? [spoiler]Because he is dead [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow do you change the number of sides on a pentagon? Intersect it with a plane.
