Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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What do you call a vex with a stopwatch? [spoiler]A Minute-ar[/spoiler] What do you call a homeless vex? [spoiler]Hobogoblin[/spoiler] Why can't you find the tangent of a roof? [spoiler]Because tan(x) has no house.[/spoiler]
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I'd love to tell a joke about pizza but it's too cheesy. •_•
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I saw a Jew, a Muslim, and a Homosexual all looking very awkwardly at each other on a frozen lake. So I thought I'd go over there and break the ice. [spoiler]this one probably belongs in offtopic...[/spoiler]
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*shits* I'm sorry...... I'm lactose intolerant
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I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
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Her:I'm leaving you. Me: because of my Roman literature puns? Her: yah. Me: But Aeneid you!
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*variks trips* "I've fallen and I can't get up"
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If your American in ur living room what are you in the bathroom. Eur- a- peein
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What do u call a deer with no eyes? [spoiler]still no eye deer[/spoiler] What do u call a deer with no eyes and no legs [spoiler]still no eye deer[/spoiler]
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Broken pencils are pointless.
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At yeast no one is making bread puns. I can barley stand those
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Am I to late?
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Watch
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Why did the dreg cross the road ....... So he wouldn't get shot by my shadow shot
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Edited by Xero: 4/15/2016 9:07:50 PMThe dyslexic devil worshipper accidently sold his soul to Santa. What does a nosey pepper do? Get jalapeño business. A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair...
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A baby seal walks into a club.
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If you build a man a fire, you can keep him warm for a night. If you set a man on fire, you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life.
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Edited by clevercynic: 4/15/2016 8:17:25 PM|Insert taken pun here|
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They can't get enough actors for Snow White and the 7 dwarves this year. Dwarf shortage.
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How does skolas talk to his boyfriend [spoiler]he uses his kellphone[/spoiler]
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I work with lumber, mostly pine, sometimes red oak, sometimes cedar. When I do work with cedar, I always want to keep a chunk to make a figure of Mulan. That way I could proudly proclaim that Cedar Mulan is in my house. [spoiler]She would be the log whisperer. [/spoiler]
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Cheddar bap. Oh... My bad, "pun" not "bun"...
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You hear that an amputee was shot by police? Ya apparently he was UNARMED.
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I had one but Phogoth what it was... I once dated a horse cause I was looking for a stable relationship Take my wife. PLEASE!