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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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1 ReplyJust saw this one. My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns, then I realized that toucan play at this one.
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1 ReplyWhat did the banana say to the doctor? "I'm not peeling very well"
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1 ReplyEdited by TheBlackListed: 4/16/2016 6:18:42 AMHay... Get it? Instead of "hey" I said "hay" hehehe like horse food hehehehe Yeah, I'll grab the bleach......
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3 RepliesWhat is big orange and full of lies [spoiler]trump[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy did the sleepy rabbit throw his alarm clock out the window? [spoiler]Because he wanted to see time fly[/spoiler] [spoiler]F[b]u[/b]ck[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by AMC_07: 4/16/2016 4:36:41 AMWhy didn't the skeleton cross the road [spoiler]he didn't have the guts[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHere's some good advice never use a pickle as a book mark.
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3 RepliesA woman puts an ad in the paper looking for a significant other. Her three requirements are that he won't beat her, he won't run away, and he must be great in bed. A few days later, the woman heard the doorbell ring. When she answered it, a man in a wheelchair is at her doorstep. The man says that he saw the woman's ad, and was interested in a relationship. He also says "I have no arms, so I cannot beat you, and I have no legs, so I cannot run away." The woman asks how he's supposed to be good in bed, and the man responds "Well I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
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1 ReplyI used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it
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3 RepliesWhy do farmers put bells on their cows? [spoiler]because their horns don't work[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIt's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
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1 ReplyGood work Desticles! All of these have me quacking up!
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1 ReplyI was going to make a joke about my dinner... But a good steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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1 ReplyWhat's brown and sticky? [spoiler]a stick[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHere is one for the British and Irish. (slang) I met a beautiful Indian lesbian on the bus today. Her name was Minjita Lol
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1 ReplyDestiny
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1 ReplyI used to be a Guardian, then I took a sparrow to the knee.
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2 RepliesDid you know diarrhea is hereditary. [spoiler]it runs in your jeans[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHere's a classic I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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5 RepliesEdited by Toast Muncher: 4/16/2016 3:31:54 AMBungie should bungie jump off a cliff. It is their destiny.
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12 RepliesHave you ever tried eating a clock? [spoiler]It's very TIME consuming..[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesKnock knock.
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3 RepliesYou hear about those new corduroy pillows? Ya they're making head lines.
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3 RepliesYo mama so fat when she dies in the crucible, the person who killed her gets a SEVENTH COLUMN AND PHANTOM MEDAL!!!!
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3 Replieswhy did billy drop his lollipop[spoiler]he got hit by a truck[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhat do you call a dog with no legs? [spoiler]it doesn't matter it won't come.[/spoiler]
