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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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2 RepliesWhat did the egg say to the other egg when he told a bad joke? [spoiler]Omelet that one slide[/spoiler] What do you say when you accidentally mix flour in your omelet? [spoiler]Ah Crepe![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat's blue and smells like red paint?[spoiler]blue paint[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesEdited by Noir Renard: 4/15/2016 8:42:26 PM5 out of 6 doctors agree Russian rullet is safe
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1 ReplyWomen love it in their ear. You wanna know how I know? Everytime I try and put it in her mouth she turns her head
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5 RepliesA black guy with a parrot walk into a bar, the bartender says "hey, where did you get that?" The parrot replies [spoiler]from Africa, there's tons of 'em[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA Pollock walks int a bar with a piece of $hart in his hand. He looks at the bartender and yells " Would you look at what I almost stepped in!"
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1 ReplyWhy doesn't the moon want to throw The earth a birthday party? [spoiler]because he would have to planet[/spoiler] What did the fish day when e hit the wall? [spoiler]dam...[/spoiler] What did Mr. Frequency say to the doctor? [spoiler]it hertz [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a bagel that can fly? [spoiler]A Plain Bagel [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, in front of a door? [spoiler]Matt[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIf they aren't related to destiny, don't use the destiny tag
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1 Reply2 eskimos are sitting in their kayak, when one decides it's a bit too cold that day. To warm himself up, he builds a fire in the middle of their kayak. Unfortunately, the kayak sinks, proving you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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5 RepliesWhat kind of bee produces milk? [spoiler]BOOBEES[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMy girlfriend told me to stop singing 'I'm a believer' to her. I thought she was joking, but then I saw her face...
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3 RepliesThis is an anti joke Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom [spoiler]because their all dead[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by DaniiPA: 4/16/2016 10:04:44 AMHave you heard of the movie constipated [spoiler]It hasn't come out yet[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
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1 ReplyDo you have an inhaler? Cause I heard you got dat ass ma
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2 RepliesWhat's Brown and sticky? [spoiler]a stick.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesDid you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was debris everywhere [spoiler]debris= de Brie [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA blind man walk into a bar, [spoiler]a table, a chair[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA man walks in to a bar. [spoiler]Ouch.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis is a really gouda idea. Get it? [i]Cheesy?[/i] ...OK, I'll see myself out.
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1 ReplyWhy did the chicken cross the road? [spoiler] To get to the other side. [/spoiler] Why did the baby cross the road? [spoiler] Because it was stapled to the chicken. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis is going to be grate
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1 ReplyDid you hear about the magic tractor? [spoiler]it turned into a field[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyJust saw this one. My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns, then I realized that toucan play at this one.
