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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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1 ReplyWanna hear a dirty joke? [spoiler] I have mud on my shoes! [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIf I could fuse guns together I would fuse Two Pocket Infinity(s) and a No Land Beyond. Then I'd call it... [spoiler]Two Infinity and Beyond[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesHow do you find Will Smith in the snow?[spoiler] follow the fresh prints![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA boiled egg in the morning is really hard to beat
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1 ReplyWhy did the batter lose the cake decorating contest? [spoiler] He squeezed bunt! [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHere is a poem I dedicate to deliciousness Avocado, Avocado So plump and round and rolly Stay away from Mexicans They'll make you guacamole
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1 ReplyWhy can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent.
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1 ReplyWhy did lieutenant Dan get divorced? [spoiler] He was too kneedy! Okay that was below the belt I'll admit. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat did the watermelon say when he went to work? [spoiler]back to the ol' rind[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI'm so funny, they call me a joke.
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2 RepliesWhat do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? [spoiler]A thesaurus.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat did the rope say when people asked him if he could walk [spoiler]"I'm a frayed knot"[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to book a flight on the traveler
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1 ReplyDon't make me BEAT this into you.........badum chhhh lol
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1 ReplyEdited by AMC_07: 4/16/2016 4:25:18 AMThis one isn't a pun, but is a classic nonetheless. What is green and shaped like a square? [spoiler]grass, I lied about the square part[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow do you get Pikachu on the bus [spoiler]you poke-em-on[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyDid yall hear about the kidnapping in the park [spoiler]I woke him up[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy does oryx not have a wife[spoiler]because she was already taken[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWho's the best rapper in the cosmodrome's [spoiler]Dr.Dreg[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a hilarious penguin? A punguin.
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3 Repliesmy friends bakery burnt down[spoiler]his business is toast[/spoiler]
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Yo Mama soooo dumb... [spoiler]She tried turning the volume up on The Speaker[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by AMC_07: 4/16/2016 4:42:20 AMI know a pun about dragons, but it is really long. [spoiler]I'd have to scale it down for ya[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by AMC_07: 4/16/2016 4:43:27 AMWhy did the orange stay away from the apple? [spoiler]he was rotten to the core[/spoiler]
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1 Replyi don't get why people ask me what i'm doing four years from now[spoiler]my vision isn't 20/20[/spoiler]
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3 Repliesi changed my phone's name to titanic[spoiler]and it's syncing[/spoiler]
