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Edited by ItsOnlyElo:
4/17/2016 7:55:07 PM
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REALLY CHEESY PUN&JOKE CONTEST
Winner gets satisfaction of winning.
This can consist of punny jokes and just puns
Jokes no longer need to consist of a pun!
-To the people saying how isn't this in offtopic, it's was destiny based.-
Edit 1: Over 100 jokes keep them coming
Edit 2: Over 200 jokes!
Edit 3: Over 300 jokes, keep them coming!
Edit 4: Over 500 jokes!
Edit 5: Over 700 jokes!!! We are trending!!!
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4 RepliesMy teacher asked me "can anyone name a country in Africa" I said I dunno Kenya?
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3 RepliesSally found a Fairy Tale shirt for $9.99 I guess you can call that some pretty fair retail.
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1 ReplyWhat do you call a little bitch that cheated their way through college and doesn't know how to balance things.... [spoiler]a bungie dev[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat's a Mexicans favorite sport? [spoiler]CROSS-COUNTRY[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat does a Egg say when he's drunk? OMELET HNNNNGGG!!.
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1 ReplyEdited by albeezy: 4/19/2016 4:18:50 PMWhat did the fish say when he swam into the wall[spoiler]DAM![/spoiler]
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13 RepliesThe FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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32 RepliesA nun and a bus driver was on a bus. When the bus stopped, a hippie got on a sat next to the nun and asked "Will you have sex with me". The nun says no and gets off the bus immediately. The bus driver says "I know how to make the nun have sex with you". The hippie asks how and the bus driver responds "She goes to the graveyard to pray to Jesus at 8 pm every night. Icy out dress up as Jesus and command her to have sex with you, she will". The hippie thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus. He hid in the graveyard and true to his word, the nun came at 8 pm and started praying. The hippie came out and donned his Jesus costume and commanded her to have sex with him. The nun agreed but only if it was anal because she wanted to remain a virgin. After they were done, the hippie ripped off his mask and shouted "Ha, I was the hippie on the bus". In response the nun ripped off her mask and shouted "Ha, I was the bus driver"
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1 ReplyR u a fiure bekauz ur hawt
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4 RepliesLife is just like a penis: simple, relaxed and hanging freely. Its the woman who makes it hard.
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1 ReplyWhat do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?[spoiler] halfway[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow much does a pirates' earring cost? A buccaneer!
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3 RepliesWhat's orange and sounds like a parrot? [spoiler] A carrott [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesI don't trust stairs. They're always up to something
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3 RepliesI like my women like I like my coffee... [spoiler]Ground up, and in the freezer[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhy did Helen kellers dog kill itself? [spoiler]you would too if your name was agabjkbdjfkaadlfk[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyRumors have it Kim K. enjoys using The Black Hammer....
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3 RepliesEdited by M’aiq The Liar: 4/18/2016 6:03:58 PMNo joke here because it's going to be a long joooooooooke
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? [spoiler]she had no arms[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy do pirates have a hard time writing the alphabet? They get lost at C.
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1 ReplyWhat is Crota's favorite kind of Cheese? [b]FRUMUNDA CHEESE BECAUSE IT CAN ONLY BE FOUND IN THE DARK BELOW!!![/b]
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2 RepliesA wizard asked Malok if he was single. "No" he replied "You you could say im....[b]Taken[/b]"
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1 ReplyBest one I heard a long time ago: What's the difference between Destiny and YMCA? [spoiler]YMCA can support a community[/spoiler] Second best: Clan leader; Do you know karate? Noob; No Clan leader; Good, then you can't block this kick! ***Noob has left your fire team***
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4 RepliesEdited by M’aiq The Liar: 4/18/2016 6:05:34 PMwhat tool had a c on it[spoiler]a c saw[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhy can't a titan lose a staring contest? [spoiler]Because he can't blink. [/spoiler]
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1 Replybumparino some good quality cheese here.
