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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/10/2016 8:40:31 PM
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*A bipedal catwolf appears from the shadows.*
"I don't have a soul..."
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Well what do you have to offer me? Because as you might see am a demon and i have powers, on another post someone said that they wore a robot so i made him into my new toilet; he matches my carpet and curtains. So what do you have to offer? Or if you can bring me some souls then we can make a deal....
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"TURN ME BACK..."
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"I actually do have a soul, but you'll have to pay the troll toll. Also, just try to make me a carpet. I dare ya!"
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Done but my daughter told me that she wanted a pink carpet with teeths soooo ur a carpet, a pink carpet with teeths
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"Well, ya see, I'm a catwolf... So, since I have fur I'm already basically a walking carpet... And I have teeth... Although I'm not pink and don't plan on being pink... So, ya gonna pay that troll toll? Or is there something else that's not soul or blood related that I can do for you?"
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Since you are at catwolf maybe you can get me some souls and in return ill make you a giant catwolf (Mountain size) with a cool eyepatch, how does that sound? Deal or no deal?
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"No, no deal. I don't want to be giant or have an eyepatch... Being giant isn't good for hiding in shadows..."
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But you will be able to eat gathulus, i heard thay they are extremely high on protein..
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/11/2016 3:16:33 AM"I don't even know what they are... So is there anything else? Is there someone I should punch or something?"
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Well there's my neighbor [u]Baal[/u], i lend him my lawnmower but he hasn't returned it. If you could tell him to give it back that'll be nice but u need to be careful because he has 2 3 headed dogs that they sure don't like anything that moves. Ohh yeah i email my boss Mr. Lucifer and it told me that if you tell "Baal" that he is fired from Hell.inc that he personally will allow me to give you the ability to go invisible and be able to teleport anywhere. Stop by 666 1/2 ave ill give you some bones (gun) good luck
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/11/2016 11:46:15 AM"I don't need invisibility. I can blend in with shadows. I also don't want to be able to teleport. I also don't need a gun either."
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/10/2016 9:54:36 PM
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"He turned me into a toilet. He'll turn you into carpet. RUN."
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/10/2016 8:43:03 PM"I don't run... I skip." (No, he runs.)
