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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/10/2016 10:13:23 AM
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Hello everybody i am Happy Punch and am a Demon. I need to take some souls so [b][i][u]ILLTAKE YOUR SOUL[/u][/i][/b]
For the reason that i happen to ran out of "Soul O' Flakes" also i need 1.3 tons of blood because thats how milk is over here. Where am going with this? Well i need my breakfast cerial so yes i really need your soul
Yes if you give me your soul ill grant you a wish, but keep in mind that something bad will happen as a side effect. Why? Well thats how it works.
So please sign here
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Thanks, Hell.inc
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*two blueish green women was one has red hair with black markings etched acrossed her skin and the other had black hair but she was a foot was shorter. They walk up their skin has water dripping off it* You have nothing thats worth our souls" *the two women laugh* "so have fun with trying to get them"
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Don't worry about it, ill just use my demon powers to make them in to my new mattress. In earlier posts someone was an assaultron and i made him in to my new toilet, it matches my carpets and curtains. So ill make you my new mattress hopefully ull end up like a tempurpedic matters.
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"Yeah that like gonna happen" "Lets go dear sister we go stuff to do" "Oh and we bow to no one" *both walk away towards the lake then both walk in and disappear beneath the surface*
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But i made them into a mattress they are stuck in the shape of a mattress
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"We never signed your contract
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But you came with a stick, poking the demon
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What stick i dont have one
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Just don't scream when the water turns into blood
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"You do realize that mer use to eat people right? Why do you think they sharp teeth so blood would freak my out. Plus im older than most humans
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Because the cracken from gigil's weal drinks it and anything that is in there. So any lake/riber of blood it will go and eat it all
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Okay...
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"Look, I can give you a LOT of souls, okay? Just turn me back into an Assaultron."
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Fine, but you should really consider staying as my toilet because you do match my carpet and curtains also i like it when i flush the toilet because it u day *Flushing......Down" in assaultron voice
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"My only wish is that you return me to my original form. Besides, you can get another robot, and change him into a toilet. It's a win/win.
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*A bipedal catwolf appears from the shadows.* "I don't have a soul..."
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Well what do you have to offer me? Because as you might see am a demon and i have powers, on another post someone said that they wore a robot so i made him into my new toilet; he matches my carpet and curtains. So what do you have to offer? Or if you can bring me some souls then we can make a deal....
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"TURN ME BACK..."
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"I actually do have a soul, but you'll have to pay the troll toll. Also, just try to make me a carpet. I dare ya!"
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Done but my daughter told me that she wanted a pink carpet with teeths soooo ur a carpet, a pink carpet with teeths
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"Well, ya see, I'm a catwolf... So, since I have fur I'm already basically a walking carpet... And I have teeth... Although I'm not pink and don't plan on being pink... So, ya gonna pay that troll toll? Or is there something else that's not soul or blood related that I can do for you?"
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Since you are at catwolf maybe you can get me some souls and in return ill make you a giant catwolf (Mountain size) with a cool eyepatch, how does that sound? Deal or no deal?
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"No, no deal. I don't want to be giant or have an eyepatch... Being giant isn't good for hiding in shadows..."
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But you will be able to eat gathulus, i heard thay they are extremely high on protein..
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/11/2016 3:16:33 AM"I don't even know what they are... So is there anything else? Is there someone I should punch or something?"
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Well there's my neighbor [u]Baal[/u], i lend him my lawnmower but he hasn't returned it. If you could tell him to give it back that'll be nice but u need to be careful because he has 2 3 headed dogs that they sure don't like anything that moves. Ohh yeah i email my boss Mr. Lucifer and it told me that if you tell "Baal" that he is fired from Hell.inc that he personally will allow me to give you the ability to go invisible and be able to teleport anywhere. Stop by 666 1/2 ave ill give you some bones (gun) good luck
