So today I was looking for the Quantum break disc, and I looked into my brother's room to ask where it was. He had been rather quiet over the past few hours and the only time he made a noise was when he was shouting things such as 'look at this sweet loot' and 'yeah, yeah look at that damage!' I reluctantly walked in and, Suddenly, my eyes saw my brother and his girlfriend doing... it. They looked at me and immediately stopped. Shocked, I immediately called my mother, who had no idea what they were doing. She said to him 'THAT'S IT, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE PLAYING DESTINY. IT'S DEAD AND YOU SHOULD GET OVER IT'. She grounded him and sent his girlfriend home. I said to him 'Destiny is dead, you scum' and walked out stunned.
Tldr: I caught my brother playing Destiny
[spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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I'm so sorry :o Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather Whiplash girlchild in the dark Comes in bells, your servant, don't forsake him Succ, dear mistress, and cure his heart Downy sins of streetlight fancies Chase the costumes she shall wear Ermine furs adorn the imperious Severin, Severin awaits you there I am tired, I am weary I could succ for a thousand years A thousand succs that would awake me Different colors made of tears Succ the boot of shiny, shiny leather Shiny leather in the dark Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you Succ, dear mistress, and cure his heart Severin, Severin, succ so slightly Severin, down on your bended knee Taste the whip, in love not given lightly Taste the whip, now succ for me I am tired, I am weary I could succ for a thousand years A thousand succs that would awake me Different colors made of tears Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather Whiplash girlchild in the dark Severin, your servant comes in bells, please don't forsake him Succ, dear mistress, and cure his heart
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Tfw the girl's name was destiny
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This and raisin cookies make me have trust issues.
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Clicked on post expecting hilarity. I am disappointed.
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This post was poor. 2/8
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It had so much potential wasted...
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I still play because I enjoy it. I just hope Bungie doesn't screw up destiny 2 and gives us a good game. I can't blame them for all of destiny's failures though. Some yes, but most no. They haven't done anything like this before and didn't entirely know what they were doing.
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Kill him. Do the world a favor.
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My brother watches me play Destiny all the time. [spoiler]And he likes it.[/spoiler]
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But it isn't dead. You're just not there anymore so maybe, in a way, with us gone the game couldn't be more alive. Now all that are left are the real fans.
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"The police then raided the house, looking for the scumbag who was playing 'The Division', they soon arrested him and sent him to court, charged with Treason" [spoiler]Dark Souls 3 for Life[/spoiler]
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Rub his nose in it
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Wort wort wort
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I still play Destiny.
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You need to drag it out more.
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I hate these toxic posts.
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This is why you should rent a apartment before hand.
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Send them to the brig.
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Tattle tail
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Precision bait
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No rickroll, everybody do the dinosaur, or fresh prince I AM DISAPOOONTED
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Edited by Milky Duds: 4/11/2016 3:21:55 AMWorst shit post ever
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You actually had me there... I'm so gullible
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F*cking disgusting he should be ashamed.