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Edited by ltpine:
4/9/2016 3:13:31 AM
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*Uses jetpack to a good vantage point and blow his brains out
He he
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*It's nighttime outside and he seems to have disappeared.*
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*Uses Promethean vision to find target and fire a blast to scare him You can't hide from me
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*The target isn't on the ground.*
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*Grabs a banshee to hunt you down
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*The banshee gets hit with a small tornado.*
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*Jumps out and grabs a hornet to finish the job
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*Target still cannot be found.*
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*calls in a covenant fleet to glass the last known location with a twenty mile radius
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*Target isn't on the ground.*
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*has the fleet glass the rest of the planet and blockade the remains
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*Target wasn't even on the planet anymore.*
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*hits target with spoon*
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Call in your allies we need more ships
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"Owww..."
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*Calls in more ships to glass the rest of the system and thoroughly scan the next ten systems
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*Results come up negative.*
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*hits target with spoon*
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"Owww. Stop doing that..."
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*watches battle from far away* "There he is!"
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Alert the fleet, we've found the target!
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*calls Vader and ask for the death star and a few hundred star destroyers to destroy every system along targets last known heading
