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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/8/2016 1:36:48 AM
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[i]YOU! You got a problem with Kentucky blue grass?[/i] [b]The sheets lets out a long baa, which quickly becomes garbled with electronic noise. You watch in horror as the sheep sprouts giant metal spikes from its body and morphs into a 7 foot tall war machine, almost comically still retaining a general sheep like form.[/b] [i]TAKE YOUR UNEDUCATED OPINION AND GIVE TO MY WEAPONIZED LIVESTOCK WHY DON'T YA[/i]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/8/2016 1:57:00 AM*A huge gust of wind blasts the "sheep-o'-pain" into the wall.*
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[b]The sheep lets out an anguished baa and bust s a hole in the wall.[/b] [i]TIMMY NO! You will pay for your crimes.[/i]
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*A bipedal catwolf crawls out of a cardboard box. He is wearing a t-shirt and cargo shorts. He is holding a katana with a faint white glow. He looks like he just woke up.* "Hey there... What the heck are you doing?"
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[i]KENTUCKY GRASSSSSSSSSSS[/i] [b]The man charges you with a sword[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/8/2016 2:07:37 AM*Swings the katana and a gust of wind hits you in the face with the force rock.* "I was sword fighting this guy and... He shot me... He gave me catnip and I went berserk... Last thing I remember was throwing my sword at him from the ceiling and then I woke up in my box..."
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[b]In the distance the robo-sheep has regained it balance and let's out another garbled baa[/b] [i]Baa![/i] [b]It shoots a battery of anti tank lasers at you[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/8/2016 2:12:25 AM"That's the angriest sheep I have ever seen..." *Jumps into the shadows and disappears.*
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/8/2016 2:28:57 AM*A sword careens toward the sheep. It seems to have come from the dark corner closest to it.*
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[i]Baa![/i] [b]The sheep lunges at the sword, biting it. The man has once again scrambled atop his war sheep, and continues his rant about grass.[/b] [i]SCREW BERMUDA, PLANT KENTUCKY[/i] [b]However than man quickly proceeds to pass out, due to the fact that he is very, very sleepy[/b] [spoiler]Im off to sleep[/spoiler]
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*Falls from the ceiling and lands on the sheep's back. He pushes you off and takes his sword.* "Thanks for the sheep-o'-pain." *Starts destroying stuff and whatnot.*
