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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/8/2016 12:57:05 AM
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[b]A tall man navigates about the dojo on an over sized sheep, ranting to no one in particular about the quality of the grass breed[/b]
[i]WHAT KIND IF IMBECILE CHOSE BERMUDA? EVERY KNOWS KENTUCKY HOLDS THE CROWN FOR BREED SUPERIORITY! COME FORTH SHITTY GARDENER SO I CAN HAVE YOUR HEAD![/i]
[b]He draws his sword and begins waving it in the air. [/b]
[spoiler]Confront the man. Shut him down before his grass induced reign of terror endangers the whole dojo[/spoiler]
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THAT SHEEP IS INFERIOR TO LEONARD THE WORM *You see a large robot worm fall from the sky and dissolve into the ground, reforming in front of you*
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[b]You watch in horror as the sheep begins sprouting mechanical bits from its body. It lets out a baa which is quickly garbled by electronic noise[/b] [i]Baa-lrghlephbg[/i] [b]Before you stands a seven foot tall war machine that almost comically still resembles a sheep.[/b] [i]Baa![/i]
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*the worm burrows and comes under you, knocking the sheep in the air* SHEEP ARE SUPPOSED TO BE PASSIVE!!!
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[b]the sheep shoots lasers out of its face[/b] [i]Baa[/i] [b]Stratos gets up from the ground after being knocked of his robo sheep of death[/b] [i]What say you?!?![/i]
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*the worm combats your lasers with its lasers, then it rams your sheep* *worm sound*
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[b]The robo sheep rears and stabs at you with light sabers attached to its feet[/b] *sheep sounds*
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*evades* YOU KNOW WHY ITS NAME IS LEONARD? BECAUSE YOU HATE LENNIES!!!!!!
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 4/9/2016 7:59:40 PMRedacted
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"A giant sheep? Interesting." [spoiler]HELL YEAH, KENTUUUUUUUUUCKEH[/spoiler]
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[b]The sheep baas at you[/b] [i]Baa.[/i]
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"Uh...Baaaa!"
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[b]You watch in horror as the sheep metamorphosis's into a seven foot taller machine, that almost comically still retains the general shape as a sheep. It baas at you again, but this time it sounds garbled and electronic [/b] [i]Baa![/i]
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"Brother?" -the Assaultron walks up and pets the sheep-
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[i]Baa![/i] [b]The sheep seems pleased. It regurgitates grass seed onto you in a display of affection[/b]
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"Why, thank you. Where is your master?"
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[i]Urgh...[/i] [b]A Asian man sits up and stretches in a pile of grass seed a few feet away.[/b] [i]You there! What be your favorite variety of grass?[/i]
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"I'm not a fan of grass, myself."
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[i]under stand able.[/i] [b]He looks at you keening from one eye[/b] [i]I see you've met Timmy [/i]
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"The giant robotic sheep? He's great."
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[b]The deity flies down from the dojo. He is tainted with the scent of alcohol. [/b] Yo! Pedro! Should you be cutting my lawn or something? [b]He draws the Fierce Deity blade[/b] Get back to work!
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Edited by Stratos: 4/8/2016 7:35:09 PM[b]you watch in horror as the sheep under goes a hellish transformation into a seven foot tall war machine, almost comically still resembling a sheep. [/b] [i]MY NAME IS STRATOS. DID PEDRO PLANT THIS INFERIOR GRASS SPECIES?[/i]
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*A gust of wind blows you off your sheep.*
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[i]YOU! You got a problem with Kentucky blue grass?[/i] [b]The sheets lets out a long baa, which quickly becomes garbled with electronic noise. You watch in horror as the sheep sprouts giant metal spikes from its body and morphs into a 7 foot tall war machine, almost comically still retaining a general sheep like form.[/b] [i]TAKE YOUR UNEDUCATED OPINION AND GIVE TO MY WEAPONIZED LIVESTOCK WHY DON'T YA[/i]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/8/2016 1:57:00 AM*A huge gust of wind blasts the "sheep-o'-pain" into the wall.*
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[b]The sheep lets out an anguished baa and bust s a hole in the wall.[/b] [i]TIMMY NO! You will pay for your crimes.[/i]
