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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/7/2016 11:53:21 AM
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*sets cotton candy on fire*
Burn! BURN IT ALL!
[spoiler]damn sugar high[/spoiler]
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'NOOOOOO!!! Not the candy!" -Still on fire, both hands transform into automatic laser guns, which fire blue lasers-
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*the lasers just hit the flaming wall of candy* *a large iron ball destroys the candy wall and hurls at you* I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS THE STRANGEST FIGHT I'VE DONE!
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SAME HERE! -while on fire, the flames light a red wire visible in the leg- Is that the- oh crap. -left leg explodes, causing the robot to fly up, dodging the metal ball, and falling back down. As the smoke clears, the Assaultron is trying to repair his broken leg- See? Now we're even. Somewhat, anyway...
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Until you realize that atomic manipulation can do this... *reforms fully, revealing both legs intact* You like it? It's not even regen! *runs up to you and waits*
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"You have got to be kidding me. Robots can't even regrow limbs. I don't think, anyway." -tries hopping on one leg, but falls over-
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*moves hand, and you see little particles form in the air around your leg, until the particles become your fully functional reattached leg* NOW we're even. *readies*
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"Oh. Ok." -stands back up, and enters combat phase- "I mean, this has been going on for a couple if days..."
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Kinda Call it a draw?
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"If you want, I have to recharge, reload, all of that."
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Welcome to the dojo
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"Yay." -walks into the Dojo, strutting-
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*looks at you, thinking, "did I do something wrong. Nah!"*
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"What? You have a strange look on your face."
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Oh, nothing
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"Sure. I totally believe you." -Walks off, and starts looking for other Dojo members. And tea, too-
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*sips tea*
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