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"My lady simply wanted me to continue, but i still can't feel my left ear, because i was a human torch for a period of time, but i have a request to mkae of you" [b]he leans forward[/b] "do you have any stories for me?"
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[b]Ohhhh hoho! I definitely do. Mostly my training because that was most of my life. How about the time I had to kill three bears after I was dropped off on a planet that only has these bears. Large golden haired six armed bears. Tusks and horns. Poisonous glands in their claws. I was given a substance to hinder my access to the Shadow realm and it's abilities. The only way my training would be considered finished is after I had three sets of bear balls in hand. Only way I would have those is if they were dead. Problems arose though... Almost instantly. I was surrounded after drop off. I had to run after accidently killing one with a boulder. That pissed the rest off. After using tree traps, pits, and actually having to wrestle one while wearing the skin of another, I had finally taken down 17 of the bastards. You know, they don't have any prey on that planet? They eat each other and the unlucky recruits. Makes them some scary creatures it does. I was reprimanded for killing more than my fair share. Ha! [/b]