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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/6/2016 3:51:47 PM
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"what you have? I ain't gonna have competition for selling things am i? cause i run the starbucks over there..."
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[b]There's no competition. The only payments I accept are stories. And well... I literally have anything you could possibly want. Soooo... No competition. I'm free and have an extremely wide variety. [/b]
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"Stories? I'm........ well it's hard to explain, I am one of the only keyblade wielders left, i am a nightingale of nocturnal, i have seen wars that would curb the bloodthirst of all warmongers, i have seen monsters and heroes and gods, demi-gods, false gods, I am an abomination and even your salvation..." [b]He sits down opposite you[/b] "You could say i have a hell of a payment"
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[b]Alright. Give me a bit of your personality traits and I'll scrounge up the perfect drink for you. But first. Alcohol, coffee, tea or a mix of some?[/b] [spoiler]I also have some drinks listed down below for other visitors.[/spoiler]
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"coffee, I love coffee, but uhh" [b]He rubs the back of his neck[/b] "I have other selves, so i have many and varied traits, but here i guess i'm easy to piss off, but easy going till then, flamboyant, and spontaneous"
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[b]you're gonna want this fiery drink then. Brewed with a strain of the coffee plant that produces orbs of sunlit fed beans. I'm not allowed to tell you the location. But I have a steady relationship with the people that cultivate this plant. And brew some of the best coffee around. This drink, unnamed originally, I call [i]Forsketta[/i]. It's too bright for the human naked eye like mine. If it affects you as well. Here's some shades. The drink goes down harsh. But once it's in your stomach. It will literally shine through you. So don't drink before any reconnaissance missions. Tastes like a charmer, and smooth as a button [i]after[/i] it's in your system.[/b] *pours you the drink in a tall thick walled ceramic mug.*
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[b]He quaffs it in a single gulp, and then a layer of chitin forms over the light to block it, and tendrils go over the spot before absorbing into his gut[/b] "Damn that's good"
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*blinking in exasperation* [b]Time isn't of the essence while drinking.... But.. You want more? Then you need to tell me a story. Not your whole life story. Just a story will do. Also feel free to converse with anyone here. Just remember. No fighting. Or else.[/b] *winks with an evil grin*
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[b]He cratches his neck, but then says[/b] "One of my selves before it died was a Four-Armed Droid by the name of klink, he was also a bit more calculating, and hard to kill...." "I have a story, When i was still kinda new, One of the older members held another hostage and forced us to go back to our roots, fighting, where i "Died" in a duel, but was resurrected by Lady Nocturnal"
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[b]Tell me more about it! That sounds fun![/b]
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"My lady simply wanted me to continue, but i still can't feel my left ear, because i was a human torch for a period of time, but i have a request to mkae of you" [b]he leans forward[/b] "do you have any stories for me?"
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[b]Ohhhh hoho! I definitely do. Mostly my training because that was most of my life. How about the time I had to kill three bears after I was dropped off on a planet that only has these bears. Large golden haired six armed bears. Tusks and horns. Poisonous glands in their claws. I was given a substance to hinder my access to the Shadow realm and it's abilities. The only way my training would be considered finished is after I had three sets of bear balls in hand. Only way I would have those is if they were dead. Problems arose though... Almost instantly. I was surrounded after drop off. I had to run after accidently killing one with a boulder. That pissed the rest off. After using tree traps, pits, and actually having to wrestle one while wearing the skin of another, I had finally taken down 17 of the bastards. You know, they don't have any prey on that planet? They eat each other and the unlucky recruits. Makes them some scary creatures it does. I was reprimanded for killing more than my fair share. Ha! [/b]
