originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*waits for story nonetheless. Has all the time in the world*
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Listen, truth is, I'm just not open to telling my real past. I got other stories like that one time I destroyed an entire planets' worth of Ewoks...
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[b]As long as it's a story. It can be about anything.[/b]
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So, uhh, there was a set of Ewok tribes who oppose Jawas and made an appeal to the Republic Council to kill all jawas. I work very closely with the jawas, so I went to endor with nothing more than my lightsaber and a DL-43 and... Well... I guess I killed all those tribes. *Insert video game dialogue blackout that skips to the end of a long, detailed story/explanation/etc*
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So, this scientist didn't work for the company, he was actually a wild Furry/Weeb/Desticle...
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In fact, that's all I remember, as he horribly screwed up my mind...