>be me >be 18 >playing Animal Crossing New Leaf like a boss >a peppy duckling named PomPom lives in my town. She's cute, and we're really good friends >I talk to her and she asks if I could get her a peach >happily oblige >HATCH MASTER PLAN >give her a perfect peach from one of my many perfect peach trees I have planted around town so she'll be forced to accept our undying status as BEST FRIENDS FOREVER >I shake a tree, and it ends up losing all of it's leaves [spoiler]Now for those of you at home who have never played Animal Crossing New Leaf, after you shake a Perfect fruit tree a number of times, it dies and will drop a rotten fruit along with two perfect fruit on it's last shake.[/spoiler] >pick up all three fruits without even thinking >go back to PomPom to complete my quest for friendship >she happily accepts it, tells me I'm the best friend she's ever had >feelgoodman.jpg >then she eats it >"...BLECH! What is that horrible taste! Why would you trick me into eating rotten food!? I thought we were friends Anon!" >umwhat.mpeg >turns out I had given her the rotten peach I picked up by mistake >mfw when I realized it >mfw she moves out the next day ._.