[b]Somewhere near a cubicle at Bungie.[/b] [b]DeeJ: [/b]“Guys I’m getting eaten alive on the forums! Everyone seems really upset that there’s actually no new content, and it’s all just rehashed stuff they already bought” [b]Dev1:[/b] “Not to worry DeeJ, we’ve been working on something special” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “Really! What’s that?” [b]Dev1:[/b] “A completely new character unlike anything you’ve ever seen! It’ll completely knock your socks off” [b] DeeJ: [/b]“I can’t wait to see it” [b] Dev1: [/b]“Well, what do you think?” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “….” [b]Dev1:[/b] “I know it’s so amazing, I felt speechless too when I first finished it” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “Is this some kind of a Joke?” [b]Dev1:[/b] “What do you mean?” [b]DeeJ: [/b]“That’s clearly “Robby the Robot” from the movie Forbidden planet.” [b] Dev1:[/b] “No it’s not” [b] DeeJ:[/b] “YES IT IS!” [b]Dev1:[/b] “How so?” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “Just look at him, you have the bubble legs and all… I’ll google it on my phone for you” [b]Dev1[/b]: “Ptfff it’s completely different” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “Please explain exactly how this is any different?” [b]Dev1: [/b]“Well for one…The visor on the original is made of just regular glass and on ours it’s clearly plexiglass” [b]DeeJ: [/b]“That’s not a difference” [b]Dev1:[/b] “What are you talking about, it’s a galactic difference!” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “…I’m telling you there’s no difference” [b]Dev1:[/b] “You should be using that phone to google up plexiglass, cause you obviously don’t know what it is” [b]DeeJ: [/b]“…Lets go ask Luke Smith about it” [b]*3 mins later*[/b] [b] DeeJ:[/b] “Well Luke what do you think?” [b]Luke: [/b]“It’s completely different” [b]DeeJ: [/b]“WHAT?” [b]Luke: [/b]“Well this one clearly has plexiglass, and his names “Robert” not “Robby” [b]DeeJ:[/b] Look, the dimensions and everything are the same. You even have him saying his catch phrase from the movie “Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job.” [b] Dev1:[/b] "HA! giving myself an oil-job.” [b]Luke:[/b] “Yeah…I’m not seeing what you’re trying say here DeeJ” [b]DeeJ: [/b]“Ugh I guess we’ll have to ask the Boss about it” [b]*5 mins later* [/b] [b]CEO:[/b] “I have to agree with these guys it’s light years different, the plexiglass is a tiny bit less clear. But that’s not the problem” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “Really…what’s the problem?” [b]CEO:[/b] “It looks too retro which is sort of more Bethesda’s thing and we don’t own them…yet” [b]Dev1:[/b] “Wait so what’s going to happen to Robert? And his strike mission “The mysterious journey to Id” [b]CEO:[/b] “Shelve him for now” [b]Dev1:[/b] “But I worked for 8 months on this project!” [b]CEO: [/b]“Well now you can go back to something important like soul crushingly nerfing all of TTK’s new guns” [b]Dev:[/b] “*sniff* sniff* Robert I’ll miss you” [b]DeeJ:[/b] “Trust me when I say it’s better for everyone this way”