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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/5/2016 1:56:35 AM
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"I'm gonna diiiieeee!!!!"
*Points flamethrower at you.*
"Stay back!"
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What a matter its not like cooties *takes a step forward* the poison on my skin can mess with me too see *licks the length of my arm* " see i already starting to feel it but i wont kill me it just makes my body lose all motor control of my limbs" *i slump to the ground temporarily paralysed* see nothing to it...
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*Grins the biggest and stupidest grin he has ever grinned as he slowly turns the flamethrower towards you.* "Nah, just kiddin'." *Grins and turns the flamethrower towards you again.* "Hahaha. I'm just joking." *Suddenly looks dead serious and points it at you once more.*
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What? I have done this before *just lies there with a grin on my face*
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"Gotcha!" *Turns and uses the flamethrower on a nearby dummy. By the time he releases the trigger there's just a pile of ash left.* "God, I love this thing..."
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..... *just lies there* " cant lie here for three hours til this wears off"
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"Uhh... Wellllll..." *Starts to back away slowly.*
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Don't go...*still can't move*
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"Meh..." *Makes and unsure gesture to a wheelbarrow and a snow shovel.*
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Um uh no dont bury meeee!!!
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"I wasn't going to bury you... Well... Maybe... But I could try to scoop you up and dump you somewhere. I don't know."
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Drag me to water *lies there*
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"Okay..." *Puts you in the wheelbarrow using the snow shovel and dumps you in a nearby lake.*
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Thanks i be fine from here * changes into water form after submerging into the still paralysed from the waist down*
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"Don't lick your arm next time. I don't like putting people in wheelbarrows unless they're dead..."
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"i do this all the time why do you think im a master of poison"? I have been doing this for a long time" *sits up in the shallows my tail curled up around me*
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"I generally think being a master of poison involves [i]not[/i] poisoning yourself on purpose..."
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How do you expect me know what they do then i cant try them out on just anyone . Thats not how i work
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"Fine, fine... And I've realized... I am a master at something... Being random." *Pulls out a hotdog with a knife sticking out of it.* "Hotdog knife! How did I get this you say? How the heck should I know?" *Tosses it in the air and blasts it with his flamethrower.*
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I see that *watch the hotdov turn to ash* wow that one burnt wiener
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*Facepaws.*
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"No... Just no..."
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What *tilts head*
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"That joke..."
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