originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*The door to the dojo bursts open in a ball of fire. A bipedal catwolf steps in holding a flamethrower.*
"I'll fix that later... But for now, GUESS WHAT I GOT!!!"
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[b]He gets thrown on his ass by a guy in Tamrielian Nightingale armor, and a flashy keyblade[/b]
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Here... Take this jar of dirt, and come in yelling like Jack sparrow: I GOT A JAR OF DIRT
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*Comes back in holding a jar of dirt and shouting in a very bad Jack Sparrow impression.* "I GOT A JAR OF DIRT!"
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Ayyyyyy matey
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-Looks at the flamethrower with awe- "It's...ITS PERFECT."
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Then a killer whale drops out of the sky going through the roof and kills everyone
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*Lucky continues his meditation on the roof* I feel a great disturbance...
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"That might be me..."
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*He peers suspiciously under his hood at the stranger, peeking only through his peripheral vision*
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"What'cha doin'?"
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Meditation using the force, an act a creature so crude as yourself could never understand.
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"Are you sure about that? I get mediation and all but you'll never enjoy life if you're always being serious. Maybe I am more in touch than you..."
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Edited by Doc Doge: 4/6/2016 2:01:31 AMWell... I used to be on a kids show, you see... [i]Lucky smiles and shakes his head at this thing's inference that he doesn't enjoy a good ass-whoopin' [/i]
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"What kids show was that and how did you end up like this?"
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Don't like to talk about that...
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"Well fine then..."
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I got water!!!! *holds a bucket of water*
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"And I gots a flamethrower..." *Shoots a plume of flames up into the air.* "Hehehehhehehee..."
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*throws bucket water at you* hehehe
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*Stands perfectly still as it bounces off his head. He looks confused.* "Two role plays at once? How?"
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Edited by VengefulSiren: 4/5/2016 2:14:10 AM[spoiler]magic oh i yes i did[/spoiler]
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*Suddenly gets a colonial British accent.* "BURN THE WITCH!!!!!"
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You cant burn something that is always water logged
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*Ears droop down.* "Awwww..."
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Edited by VengefulSiren: 4/5/2016 2:22:03 AMSorry to burst your bubble