What would you do if you were told you have been in coma for 9 years
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"Gimme 5 more minutes"
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Get pissed I left the beans on
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See how bad cod is.
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Get back to normal life.
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[insert half-life 3 meme here]
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[i]I found a few spare milliseconds I'm prepared to waste.[/i] Wonder how I used my time powers on myself.
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Ask if I can get some nanomachines.....son
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I would fall back into a coma.
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"9 years? Pfft, that's nothin'!"
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I think I'd probably have a similar emotion to accidentally oversleeping. Except even worse.
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Find everybody I hate and see how s*itty their life is now so I can laugh at them
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Get coffee.
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Eat a Kraby Patty.
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Eat, train, live.
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Eat some food