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Edited by Joyaboi:
4/3/2016 7:05:33 PM
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New Method of Executing Prisoners Humane?
Ohio's Department of Criminal Justice has successfully used a new device said to be a more humane in killing death row inmates than lethal injection. The first inmate ever to be killed by it was said to die a "fast and painless death"
[quote]Our new system is a hallmark of compassion, now these deaths will be pain free...[/quote]-Garry More, Director of Ohio's Department of Rehabilitation and Correction
[quote]Lethal injection has to use three different chemicals to kill the person: The first to stop their breathing, the second to relax their muscles, and the third to finally induce cardiac arrest[/quote]
[quote]The new device is designed to be as humane as possible, emitting a soothing white noise and putting prisoners on a cushioned seat before its metallic talons dig into their neck and violently wrench their heads off.[/quote]-At this point you should realize it is a joke. I am adding this because apparently people are taking this seriously. I am going to assume you didn't read it if you just respond, "A shot to the head is better" or "why do we care if their deaths is painless?" If you do without any reason for me to believe you actually watched the video or read this, I will comment [quote]I have a humane way. It's called literacy[/quote]
[quote] The device handles their bodies with respect and dignity [/quote][quote]In Texas, the Machinator disposes of 38 victims humanly at one time. And in Louisiana, if you want to be an organ donor, you could choose to have your organs sucked out your mouth through a tube.[/quote]
Any thoughts? I personally am very happy we are taking steps in the right direction.
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Happy April Second!
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2 RepliesI tried it myself guys, trust me, it's painless.
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1 ReplyEdited by theraputicGreen: 4/5/2016 12:35:41 AMEDIT: IM A DIPSHIT AND THOUGHT THIS WAS LEGIT
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1 ReplyDat clickbait do
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2 RepliesBreaking news: Water, Wet!
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2 RepliesWith how man people are executed, how many do you think were actually innocent?
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I know this is obviously satire, but in all reality, why do people make such a big fuss about humane executions? Like, obviously they got there for doing whatever terrible thing they did, what's wrong with the ol' hanging?
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7 RepliesUse a guillotine. Fast, painless and humane.
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1 ReplyBullet to the face as soon as they get their sentence and leave the courthouse.
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4 RepliesMeh I prefer it to be painful
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1 ReplyAt first I thought the 'device' was a gun. .-.
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1 ReplyWhy not instead of wasting everybody's time and money just put prisoners in Death row into solitary confinement perminantly with a noose and stool in the corner?
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1 ReplyLouisiana
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3 RepliesEdited by Wingrider07: 4/3/2016 1:41:56 PMFiring squads shoot at the heart, not the head. I would not go out of my way to make it painful, but I would also not go out of my way to make it painless. [spoiler]I realize your post is a joke, but mine is not. [/spoiler] A few years ago in Texas, they delayed an execution, because the condemned inmate had the flu. Wouldn't the execution have cured his flu?
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14 RepliesWhy should we be humane in ending society worst scum bags?
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1 ReplySounds great! Can I try? [spoiler]sarcasm[/spoiler]
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I laughed way to hard at this
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1 ReplyBring back public hangings and the guillotine. Do it on the town square.
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Die.™
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3 Repliesohio already a head of everyone else
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1 ReplyI was reading the quotes, and I might've jumped in my seat at the head-ripping part. [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
