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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/31/2016 2:11:51 AM
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OK -blam!- YOU YOU GOD DAMN TIN CAN! YOU ARE THE REASON I CANNOT CHILL IN THE DAMN COMMONWEALTH! AT LEAST NEW VEGAS ISN'T INFESTED WITH PSYCHO BITCH ROBOTS!
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OH, IM the reason you can't CHILL? WHILE YOU'RE BUSY BLOWING UP THE DAMN INSTITUTE AND MURDERING WHATEVER UNLUCKY SHIT IN YOUR WAY, IVE BEEN HAVING TO GO OUT ALL THE WAY OUT HERE FORCED TO DEAL WITH A GROUP OF MAGICAL NINJAS WHILE HAVING A DAMN NUKE IN MY -blam!-ING HEAD. OH, AND HAVING TO DEAL WITH THE BROTHERHOOD. FOR SEVEN. SHITTY.YEARS.STRAIGHT. AND THATS NOT EVEN A QUARTER OF ALL OF THE BULLSHIT IVE BEEN THROUGH.
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That was you?
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I'm a murderous robot. HE, ALEX, IS THE SON OF A BITCH THAT HATES EVERYTHING OUT IN THE WASTELAND AND RESORTS TO BRUTALLY KILLING WHATEVER THE -blam!- IS IN HIS WAY.
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I was talking about the magical ninjas, temporarily joined up with em a few years back. That's how I got this armor *pulls at sleeve*
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 3/31/2016 2:20:15 AMI killed the bastards in Hidden Valley, shot up the Citadel, and killed pretty much all of them in Boston. Power armor sells nice on the black market. Robots just.... CHRIST THEY'RE -blam!-ING EVERYWHERE OVER THERE!
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 3/31/2016 2:21:26 AMDid you do a body count at the Citadel?
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Wait, seriously?
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Do I look like I'm kidding?
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There are more, you idiot.
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 3/31/2016 2:24:21 AMHey I'm not the dumbass who's being used by the -blam!-ing post-apocalyptic Natzhees. Unless they're from Chicago, they're nothing more than remnants.
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You think I wanted to be with those assholes? Having to deal with their shit for years?
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Kill em. It's not hard. I've been doing it for years.
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SO THAT THEY COULD PRESS A -blam!-ING BUTTON AND TURN THE ENTIRE NORTHERN US INTO A CRATER.
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Eh. I don't really give a -blam!-. I prefer the West.
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I don't even know who you work with.... Railroad? Or whatever's left of the Minutemen? Or are you just some lone murdering psychopath grieving for their dead wife and son?
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Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 3/31/2016 2:39:48 AMNope. I'M THE MOTHER-blam!-ING MAILMAN! WOOOOOOOH! Shot in the head by some mobster -blam!-wit, and I'm pretty sure that made me insane.
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You sound like one of those Caesar's Legion shitheads...
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Nah. Wiped them out too. They're a joke. So was the NCR.... And House.... And the Enclave, for that matter...
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Heh... And you talk about not chilling in the Commonwealth...
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I like the West better. Not so drab, and more people to sell stuff too and kill for stuff to sell.
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I've mostly stayed in the North-East myself. [spoiler]I didn't tell Maya this, but used to be part of a Gunner gang. Got wiped out by BoS, I shut myself down in a small room, and they found me. After that...[/spoiler]
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[b]..........[/b]
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...shit...
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Oooh the Talon Company knock-offs? I usually hunt them for the good gear to sell...
