originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[b]Oh I do... But.. NOW'S NOT THE TIME. ITS -blam!-ING TEA/LIQUOR TIME. CALM DOWN YOU MANIAC![/b]
*a disembodied voice replies*
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THIS IS MY CALM! NOT CALM IS NUKING SOMETHING!
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*realization sets in.* [b]OH GOD.. WELL NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT. NOW I KNOW NOT TO ALLOW YOU TO HELP THE ANDROID WITH HIS PROBLEM... Look.... Once we help him. Im sure he can give us the location of his handlers so you can definitely nuke them.[/b]
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Look, I don't have access to nuclear weaponry anymore. Let's just say that I did some really bad shit that may qualify as potential genocide... About four or five times.... AND my supplier's gone.
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[b].....Welllll... If you promise not to hurt the guy you can have his nuclear bomb thats implanted in his proxy body. Just... No violence in the tea group yeah[/b]
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JUST -blam!-ING DETONATE HIM! TAKE HIM OUT TO BUTT-blam!- TEXAS OR SOMETHING AND BLOW HIM UP! NOBODY GETS HURT, YOU CAN STILL PARTY!
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[b]Alright. No bomb for you. Haha[/b]
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Well, I mean, I'm carrying a few of my own, but....
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[b]... Uhhh...[/b] *inches away... Inches away harder*
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Nah. I'm not here to waste my actual valuable stuff. That's only for rough fights.
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[b]ehhhh .....[/b] *still inching away like a jackhammer*
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You do realize that backing up isn't gonna do anything if I attacked you, right? Like, every gun I have can hit you at a decent distance, through cover and most light armor.
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*She runs back to her tea party group yelling back...* [b]IGNORANCE IS BLISS[/b]
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No. M2HB .50 caliber belt-fed machine gun is bliss.