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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Weeaboo Of War:
3/31/2016 1:21:14 AM
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~NEW DIRECTIVES OBTAINED~
ELIMINATION TARGET: DIGITAL DOJO
INFO ON TARGET(S): A TRAINING GROUND FOR ANCIENT WARRIORS, THE DOJO HAS PROVEN A ENEMY TO THE FORUMS BY KIDNAPPING AND MURDERING THOSE THAT FIGHT AGAINST THEM.
GOAL: ELIMINATE EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF THE DOJO, THROUGH ANY MEANS OBTAINABLE.
REMEMBER, PEACE IS UNOBTAINABLE.
THE DOJO ONLY KNOWS VIOLENCE, SO SHOW THEM THE TRUE MEANING OF VIOLENCE.
ERROR: COMBAT CEASED.
Hi, how is everyone?
English
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Who are you? *stares in your eyes go see what is going on in there*
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My designation is WA-18. I am a heavily modified Assaultron unit.
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Nice. Can you guess about me?
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Something mortar based?
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One of my powers... *dissolves into the ground, then reforms behind you and taps you on the shoulder*
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Ah...ok. It's gonna take a while for me to get used to that.
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Took me a couple of hours to get used to it.
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Oh well. [spoiler]THERE IS ONE HELL OF A STORM OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW .[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Wat?[/spoiler] So... What would you like to do?
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[spoiler]Thunder Storm[/spoiler] I don't know...
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[spoiler]Okay...[/spoiler] Fight?
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*emerges from the small pond* Hmm nah not my cup of tea [spoiler]*swims back to super secret lab*[/spoiler]
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[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/819710/198327025/0/0/1]Ironic you speak of tea.....[/url]
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Screw off, I'm taking a tea break.
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*Looks up from book* "Do you guys want to me get rid of him?"
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[spoiler]mwahaha I stole the fight right from under ya. Soooo... Join our tea/liquor drinking while suppressing more hulk smashing?[/spoiler]
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TEA BREAK!
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"Go back to reading your book, Goblin. Your friends will be dealt with soon enough..."
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"Heh. That's funny. And I bet you did absolutely no research on them either." *She shrugs, bored. Using her communicator, she notifies the GRN ship in orbit to ready the MACs*
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You have no idea...
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*pipes up with a disembodied voice cuz it's still tea time so no fighting* [b]You shoulda done researchhhhh[/b]
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I don't understand your obsession with tea...
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[b]That's because your a bot. Don't worry. Amongst my training travels. I picked up some tea for AI bots. Get this, [i]Torschuerta[/i] is a tea desgined specifically to be poured into your proxy body on joints, interfaces, and various electrical conduits. It creates an environment within a thin sheam of hard liquid that provides faster synapse response time, snoother joints able to do intense moves that would burn out a normal joint. The list goes on. Join me in my tea group. [/b]
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Call off your allies, first.
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Sorry. Im not a member yet. Working there. But I have no control there. If it helps... My Tea group is a no fighting zone. Just reply to everyone and say you're taking a break for tea. [spoiler]oh god that'd be hilarious.[/spoiler]
