My sister just had her third baby. A big boy. 9 pounds and 2 ounces. In case you didn't know, that's pretty huge. Here's what my grandmother had to say about it. Mind you, she's not even 70, she had 5 children and two of those children she gave birth to 34 years ago. Just three years before my mother had me. Anyway, I want 'old people saying hilarious shit' stories.