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3/29/2016 8:01:24 PM
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Old people say the darnedest things...
My sister just had her third baby. A big boy. 9 pounds and 2 ounces.
In case you didn't know, that's pretty huge.
Here's what my grandmother had to say about it.
Mind you, she's not even 70, she had 5 children and two of those children she gave birth to 34 years ago. Just three years before my mother had me.
Anyway, I want 'old people saying hilarious shit' stories.
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My brother and I were playing in the woods and found a turtle. We brought it home and my grandma said, "That's a good looking turtle you got there. You want me to make some soup with it?" ... Grandma was an old Appalachian farm girl who believed animals existed for two reasons and two reasons only: "Workin' 'n eatin'"
