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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Devious_Melons:
3/30/2016 2:32:09 PM
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[b][u]LEGO'S 40K SALE![/u][/b]
[b]lego sits at his special box 'the never-ending armoury' waiting for people[/b]
WOOOOOO, 40 THOUSAND GUYS!
EVERYTHING IS 40% OFF
AT THE NEVER-ENDING ARMOURY, WE HAVE EVERYTHING OVER/UNDER THE SHOULDER WEAPONRY!
INCLUDING SWORDS AND OTHER MELEE WEAPONS, I ALSO HAVE LOTS OF SPECIAL ARMS AND SURPLUS!
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~WA-18 slowly lumbers over~ "Need...fusion...cells...NOW.
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[b]gives cells[/b] That would be 1000 please
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As in caps?
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No Trade credit
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Come on, you accepted caps for the explosive pineapples.
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That shit was surplus anyway I wanted it gone
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Uh...fine. -manages to get 1000 credits, but barely-
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This will do [b]hands over a power cell 50% more powerful and longer lasting than your previous power cell[/b]
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That feels better... [spoiler]don't make a sex joke, please don't.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Doos: 3/31/2016 7:19:00 PM*Maya Sundaresh comes in with three raw scars on her cheek. Sets down a bucket filled with a rose pink liquid* [b]This drink. This will be my payment. When you drink it. As long as it's in your system. Any blade or sharp edged tool/weapon will literally become as sharp as it physically can when the drinker grabs the hilt or handle. Dont ask me how it works. I have no idea. I couldn't get it out of the Savathakies. Darn secret holders. What I want, is a fashionable full head helmet. I'm tired of my face being slashed, shot, and burned. [/b]
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[u]Balthazar strides up to the stand and starts to examine your wares.[/u] What's the largest broad sword you have that is effective? I require a backup while my blade is being repaired. Preferably something thick and chrome. [u]He stands still, awaiting a response as clicks and whirs are muffled by his overcoat.[/u]
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Here [b]gives you a big ass sword 150cm by 8cm[/b] Surprisingly light
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[u]Balthazar inspects the sword, and takes a few swings with it.[/u] This is too light. It needs more girth too its blade, and a wider handle. When I say big, I mean something along the lines of two handed destruction, able to take out five me with a swing. Something along the lines of an oversized guillotine blade with a handle. If you have something along those lines, make sure it has weight behind it. At least 300 pounds to make sure when I swing, no matter the armor, it'll send you flying. [u]He returns the sword and waits.[/u]
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Fine, [b]bring out this beast[/b] Made with a strong metal and is a hefty 200lb for a two meter long blade. It can cut though boulders and slow down heeling dramatically, a fine death dealer.
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[u]Balthazar takes the sword and enters a two handed stance. You hear metal squeal and gears grinding violently. A chrome steel visor flips, and you hear a robotic voice speak[/u] -Combat stance engaged- [u]He raises the sword faster than a body of flesh and blood would have been able to and swings it at an insane speed. He doesn't stop above the ground, slamming into it. A massive explosion of rubble explodes from the contact point. As the dust clears, you see that his swing created a massive crater, expanding outward from the blade.[/u] -Combat stance de-engaged- -Passive mode engaged- [u]His voice returns to normal as the visor slides back, revealing his glass face once again.[/u] This will do. How much does this cost me?
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10, 050 creds
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[u]Balthazar reaches into his coat, and pulls out a data pad.[/u] You have an account that you store your credits in? I'll wire it to you. If you don't I can pay in solids.
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I got "solid" money for you *hands you a palm sized coin made of unknown metal*
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[u]Balthazar takes the coin and inspects it, holding it up to the sun.[/u] What is this made of? I haven't seen material like this before.
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A little gift that I smuggled from the underworld. Expensive metal, that is.
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[u]Balthazar puts the coin on the ground and takes out a medium sized great-sword. He slams the sword into the coin. As the sword slams into the coin, the sword shatters in to hot red chunks of steel, spraying metal everywhere.[/u] I like this metal. I could see if I could replicate it by messing around with some... "Technology" of mine. If it succeeds, this would make quite the set of battle armaments.
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Maybe...
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Got an explosive pineapple?
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 3/30/2016 8:46:27 PM[b]has 5 pineapples [/b] Incendiary, frag, HE, cluster or flashbang?
