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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Doos:
5/25/2016 2:40:43 PM
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*An access point spilling red and black shadowy smoke opens in front of the gates of the Dojo. Maya appears dragging out a couch. A table. Another couch. And a tea set. She sits down and prepares four cups.*
[b]Fighting, fighting, fighting. What happened to the finer things in life?[/b]
[spoiler]current status. Open but must bring your own cup. Also. We're in hiding from the intruder. Because its tea/liquor time. No. Fights.
No longer hiding.
[b][i][u]But still no fights. This is peaceful relaxation time in these replies[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
Edit: no longer hiding. Angry Assaulttron is no longer keen on fighting our tea time. Please be respectful and strike up a conversation with the guy. I'm sure we could learn a lot from each other.
[spoiler]Details on our hiding. As long as a shadow is nearby. Our group is literally untraceable.[/spoiler]
[b]I SAID NO FIGHTING.[/b]
[b]Alright fine... I get it. Fighting by arguing. Conceded. BUT NO VIOLENCE.[/b]
*glares at Alex and WA-18*
[b]Prior to the tournament. Please come get your amp up teas! Any kind, all kind. We want you all to be ready![/b]
[b]I've been gone awhile.. BUT IM BACK NOW EVERYONE. So per the usual. Gotta start up some tea to bring me back in my mind set you lovely bastards[/b]
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[b]Tuesdays! Makes sure and come by on Tuesday's for your Tea![/b]
[spoiler]Current exotic teas
Corichea
Forsketta
Hasuthuca
Yurseuga
Grazaltha
Gurancha
Torschuerta
Rofitteras
We also have any number of drinks you can imagine.
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English
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*you hear an odd sound, then see MegaMortar in a lawn chair* True
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[b]And what kind of tea can I get you sir?[/b]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 3/30/2016 6:43:26 PMChai please
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[b]Here ya gooooo[/b] *she places an empty cup in your hand and starts pouring.* [b]Though... If I'm here... Who's fighting your friend?[/b]
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I'd assume a clone. That's how [i]I[/i] can fight many battles AND drink tea. *sips*
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[b]Well sadly my clones are better as distractions and overwhelming. I'm the clone. She's fighting that dead Crossbow guy.[/b]
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Oh, well CrossBow doesn't have clones. You know, he wasn't always a skeleton.
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[b]Oh? Do tell more![/b]
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I probably shouldn't mention that I let him "slip" out of the underworld
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[b]Well.... It's a story so tell it all[/b]
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Fine fine. He was my first friend, but he never knew that I was a god, the underworld God, lucky for that bastard, until he died. I didn't want to grind him to a powder like others, so I let him go, but he had to leave his skin, flesh, and muscles. I let him keep his hair Have you ever seen chest hair on a ribcage? It's unnatural.
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[b]Chesthair... On a ribcage... that is so dope![/b]
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If you say so
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(Appears in black chair opposite) No idea.
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[b]And what can I get you good sir? I have any tea you can wish for. And any liquor to add to it[/b]
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Just a tea, please.
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Offers you a cup of unknown green colored tea. [b]I was informed it's a healing factor tea from India but with ingredients only found amongst the infamous Atlantis[/b]
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(Waves his hand above it. The Green Colour fades) (Green powder appears on the table) (Drinks the tea) Sorry, I generally don't like healing potions, it dissagrees with me.
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[b]That's a neat trick. Sooo tell me. How long has it been since you just sat down and relaxed with tea?[/b]
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Depends on what you define as 'drinking tea'
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[b].....the physical act you're performing.... Whyyyyy?[/b]
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If you mean the physical act I'm preforming, a day or two. If you mean 'Ingesting tea' I haven't done [i]that[/i] for ten years.
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[b]WHAT physical act are you doing?![/b]
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Teleporting the tea into the sun. I have no organs, so it's pretty much the only thing I can do with it.
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[b]Ohhhhh! Thats so sadddd!! Im so sorry! Can you at least taste it?[/b]
