Now before i rustle someone Jimmies im not saying Jesus is or is not real, but if the person we know as "Jesus Christ" were to exist in this very moment and talked to you specifically what would you say to him?
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Nothing. I'd probably walk out of the room.
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Can I nibble your finger; I've heard your made of food?
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TAKE ME WITH YOU
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[quote]if the person we know as "Jesus Christ"...talked to you specifically what would you say to him?[/quote] Nothing, because he wouldn't speak English.
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It depends who you are: If your a Jesus freak you'd say [spoiler]My Lord And My God.[/spoiler] If your a normal person you'd say[spoiler]want to play some video games or something?[/spoiler] and if your a terrorist you'd say [spoiler]ALLAH AKBAR!!![/spoiler]
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"Please give me a small loan of a million dollars."
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Ask him if he came on a boat and if Tony knows that.
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Jesús! This guy has the same name as you! Come here, Andala Andale!
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[quote]Jesus is or is not real,[/quote] This really isn't up for debate. Jesus Christ was a historical figure. All the miracles, being the son of God and shit is what people debate about.