originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*A bipedal catwolf stumbles out of the shadows. He appears drunk and is holding an empty bottle.*
"Okay cupcakes! *Urp* Imma gun beat up each n' every last one *hic* of you! Who wants'a fight meh?!"
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Dear Lord you are a wreck
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"No I'm not..." *Straightens up and stops looking drunk.* "I was pretending..."
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"Heh. Good luck with that." *A young woman leans against a tree, watching you*
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"Good luck with what?" *Straightens up and smashes the bottle against a table turning it into a weapon.* "I'm not actually drunk... I just found this bottle and decided to pretend."
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"Boooooring. Everybody knows that trick." *She shrugs*
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"It seemed to fool you..."