My ghost is still waiting for my body to land. So i could get a decent funeral.
[spoiler]something else then firebolts or smoke. Fun purpose only[/spoiler]
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Learned something cool about the name of the boots. They are named after the peregrine falcon, who preys on other birds in the air by colliding into them so fast the impact kills their target. Pretty fitting for the peregrine greaves.
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What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY AREGEMS. YOU WILL LOOKGLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS AREBEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSEYOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE!YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILLMASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERINGTHEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/DLIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OFINSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANYSHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUTBEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATEDAS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGYGOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILYFIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OFTEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINEGREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
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If I ever see a bubble I will stop and hide and change into my grieves.
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Edited by EXIA112: 3/29/2016 3:11:57 PMRight, so what you actually mean is that they need to nerf fusion rifles, it makes total sense
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Did it look like this. http://imgur.com/TH0pqnF
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Edited by Revanchist1ab: 3/29/2016 7:48:25 AMReally? How did it feel? The "affective" shoulder charge-Titan is a rare beast indeed.
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Edited by TheHIGHLANDER91: 3/28/2016 9:27:25 PMIn b4 obligatory PEREGRINE GREAVES!!!!! post. Lol
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I once shouldercharged a Titan put of his Fist of Panic. Best Feeling ever!
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Where is the peregrine greaves copy/paste?
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More of a 'Knee Charge' really.