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You're gay.
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You need to stop leaving your dungeon to photobomb innocent people.
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Here, let give you my numba. PSYCH, THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBA
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Ur an fgt (bundle of sticks)
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory!
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You look like a chick who just showed her аss cheeks to the dude in the back.
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Nice hair, dweeb.
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Hey... Umm... You're white!
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You look like a poopy meany head
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Can't roast something that's already hot (; [spoiler]lol i kid i kid, but im not good at roasts unless I'm really mad or hate the person lmao[/spoiler]
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Hey, your mom called, she wants her glasses back.
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You were a mistake, your mom should have swallowed you.
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First to begin with, we need a clearer pic. Plus, you need to be holding up a sign of some sort saying "roast me". Otherwise, this ain't official.
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Despite the fact that there are over a million words in the English language, I can't seem to string together the words to express how much I really want to hit you with a chair.
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You look smart. Nothing gets by you. [spoiler]Especially carbohydrates[/spoiler] [spoiler]I'm not good at roasts. [/spoiler]
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Dog food lid is dildo of God backwards.
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You just roasted yourself.
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Fu[b]c[/b]king attack helicopters these days..
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Edited by Vesius: 3/29/2016 3:34:49 PMYour face is so damn ugly that I would bang Anita Sarkeesian to get it out of my mind. I got a STD from looking at your virgin face. Your face is the ugly part in the Don't Judge Me Challenges. Nobody touches you for fear of growing a tumor.
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Ssssssssssssss*
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Looking at this gave me back my virginity.
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No thanks, person I don't know.
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You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
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*places over fire*
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You look like a polar bear [spoiler]hey at least it's original[/spoiler]