1. Here is how you slide into those dms Milkman style. Step One. Get into standard Milkman uniform. Step two. Get in stylish milk van loaded with [b][i]Things[/i][/b] Step Three. Drive to m'lady household Step four. Knock, slant on pole or fence next to door. Step five. The most important! Repeat after me "Would you like to buy my service, or shall I say my milk? If this does not work or she goes straight torwards the phone run back to the van and drive to Mexico for the week. _______________________________________ 2. If you see a cup from last night and there is milk in it. Throw the cup at the neighbors yard. 3. Pay your college fees as fast as you can. 4. Community college is cheaper for those extra classes you don't need to take. 6. Learn math as fast as you can. 7. You noticed there was no #5. Maybe you should listen to tip 6. 8. Always stay ahead of your class. You get favors and women. Well maybe not women. 9. Learn to cook. Women love a man who can cook. 10. Learn to accept cultures and attempt to learn as many languages as you must. 11. Bathes are a waste of time. Showers are for those who have a job. Stop being a sack shit and stop bathing in your jobless waste of shit you shit. 12. The game never ends 13. Skip this tip for many and I mean [b]MANY[/b] REASONS! 14. Learn who you love but keep it far. 15. Shakespeare is writer not a philosopher but from every old tale is a lesson. 16. Learn to read more than your current skill. 17. Stop using the internet for help. 18. Ask Milkman for any problems. I always here to help like a father. 19. These tips are random. And so is life, prepare yourself for the random by not caring and over stressing yourself. 20. Movies are great. But home made movies are better. I will post more tommorow. Add on more if you want. I will be [b]watching[/b]. Bye son!