My money's on Bob.
He's got quite a few happy little trees backing up his massive paintbrush-o-death.
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Bob could make 50 freezas in their final form and slaughter goku
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Bob is real and Goku isn't so Bob wins.
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One of those is a real, physically manifested autonomous being, so...... [spoiler]Goku[/spoiler]
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Offtopic will always go for the dumbest answer if you put it on there.
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Kids these days will never appreciate true beauty.