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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/26/2016 6:03:14 PM
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Oh, wait, this Maya is another real person? Oh...
[spoiler]also, if you're curious about Mortar, this is a more detailed description.
Code name MegaMortar
Motto: Today’s a good day to blow stuff up
Personality: a fun guy that will go to bars, but uses dry and dark humor to agitate foes.
Appearance: about 6’5, wears a metal plating that is thin and black. It looks like a cloth or linen, but it is an unknown metal. There is only a patch of skin showing on his face, and two deep red eyes.
Weapon of choice: a dark blue 48 inch katana/broadsword combo. It has inextinguishable green flames constantly coming off of it. These flames can come off and track an enemy at a high velocity
Other abilities: can create a flaming iron ball that is about 36 inches in diameter, and can dissolve and manipulate the ground
Something to look out for: he is very resistant to electricity, and when exposed to it, he will become stronger and larger. Three arms will come out of his back, the three arms holding a large mortar that fires balls made of a diamond/unknown metal alloy., [/spoiler]
English
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It's cool, I can tag Ragnar in Maya's place
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Here we go Ragnar walks in [spoiler]Ragnar is basically a Spartan(Halo) / Paladin. Cybernetic plate armor with two broadswords made of holy radiant energy (more or less improved plasma). He carries 2 desert eagles shooting bullets made of that same stuff. Abilities include: healing himself and others with holy magic (it's all holy magic), creating magic shields around himself and others, and like sprout angel wings or some shit (I haven't used him in a while).[/spoiler]
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Nice *readies*
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Ragnar and Jim assume positions Both: "Fuuuuu-sion yeet!" As they touch fingertips Ragnar blesses Jim, imbuing him with holy power. Jim lets a hail of holy plasma loose on you.
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*Wit evades and Mortar dissolves into the ground to reform behind Jim and slice his back* *Wit shoots you with electricity*
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The beams stop as Jim flies forward with a cut in his back. He recovers with a roll and pulls out his sword. Ragnar takes out his swords out and strikes at Wit
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*wit parries with a shortsword, also dark blue (and also negates healing. Thanks Diety)* *MegaMortar notices and breaks away from his half of the fight to swipe at you*
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Ragnar ducks and sword locks both of you. Jim jumps in between you and punches at each of your kidneys with glowing fists
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*Wit recoils, and MegaMortar evades and gives you a botched Vasectomy* *wit runs up to Jim surprisingly fast and slices Jim with his sword*
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[b]Vasectomy? You could've done anything, and you chose to unleash an [i]all mighty vasectomy[/i]. Whhhaaaatttt?[/b] *Maya is sitting on nearby bleachers watching.* *[i]boos[/i]*
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I bet you could do better? How do you think I made Zeus stop making new demigods?
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Edited by Doos: 3/29/2016 3:32:56 PM*Maya falls back to her seat quiet as a mouse. Mulling over that little piece of info....
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*smirks, then resumes*
