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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/24/2016 1:51:06 PM
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Hah! Your gods are weak, i came here looking for a challenge. You're in my way kid.
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[spoiler]hay nalli[/spoiler] I never saw you here, sir. I'm afraid that you'll have to fight me to join first
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Fight you? Im looking for a challenge not a pity win. [spoiler]my first time here[/spoiler]
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Don't underestimate me, bro *dissolves into the ground, reforming behind you and putting a hand on your shoulder* I'm more than capable of destroying you
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*grabs your hand,breaks your fingers and elbows you in the spleen* Dont touch me!
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Okay, let's begin *you black out* *when you regain consciousness, you are in a dark hazy forest. The only things you can see are trees, a pale moon, and MegaMortar not 100 feet away from you* *takes out dark blue sword with green flames coming off of it. The flames look inextinguishable* You can go first.
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Weapons already huh? You dont even have to balls to try and beat me unarmed?
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Okay. *sword dissipates from hand* *dissolves into the ground, then reforms behind you and kicks you in the small of your back*
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Agh. *grabs your leg and stomps on your knee, breaking it* You sure took your time.
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*staggers in mock recoil* Not bad, kid *jumps over you, then flips over you and kicks you in the face*
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*grabs your leg while being flung back by the kick and use my momentum to slam your face into a tree* You wanna give up now or be humiliated?
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 3/24/2016 2:50:19 PMThis is why I use weapons, but okay *creates a large iron ball and hurls it at you*
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*dodges most of the ball but dislocates left shoulder* I knew you couldnt win in a fair fight. *throws rock at you*
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*catches rock* You're saying that you don't have any weapons, no abilities?
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*kicks you in the ban of the head while you're distracted, stabs your 2nd knee with your own sword* This is my first time here, i didnt know you people needed help by weapons to win a fight.
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 3/24/2016 2:55:12 PMWe don't need em *I disappear from sight, then reappear behind you and punch you in the back of the neck* [spoiler]and the sword isn't materialized right now, so you can't do squat with it[/spoiler]
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*lands on hands kicking both my legs in your face*
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God damn goat Screw it, better time than ever *takes taser and shocks self* *MegaMortar begins to transform, arms and legs becoming bigger, stronger. Three arms protrude from his back, holding a mortar* This isn't even my final form
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*jamms sharp stick in under your toe nail* It hurts doesnt it? Its muddy, i'd get that out if i were you.
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*light armor keeps the stick out* My toe's been infected for a long time, I just lost feeling in it. *takes stick, snaps it in half, and hits you across the face with it* It hurts doesn't it?
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*spits tooth, jamms it deep into your left eye* All brawn, no brain
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*the eye seems to set the tooth on fire* I'd say what I am, but it'd take too long *coughs out some exotic fungus in your face* Sorry, just a cold.
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*rips fungus off my face which is starting to fill with rage* YOU CROSSED A LINE KID! *throws my own blood in your eyes, before you can react i grab the back of your head and hits it with my knee multiple times much harder than i hit before, i flip over your head, pulling out your own sword from you leg, with one swing i run the muscles on your 3 back arms forcing the heavy metal mortar to fall right on your back* YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! YOU'RE NOTHING! [spoiler]a kind of berserk/bloodlust that makes me stronger in every way when im pushed beyond my limit.[/spoiler]
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 3/25/2016 1:10:42 PM[spoiler]again, sword is not here right now.[/spoiler] *recoils, returns back to normal form, then dissolves into the ground* Never go to bed angry *reforms behind you and trips you, then coughs up some more spores* Don't get your diaper in a twist
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*graps tackles you right into a tree and starts hitting you right in the rigcage, harder and harder* RHHARG! *eyes are turning blood red, hitting so hard the my knuckles break and the fractured bone parts begins to stab you over and over while breaking my hand even more with every hit* YOU ARE NOTHING! NOTHING!!! *the tree break by the punch hitting you 5ft back, you look at me covered in blood, both mine and yours, its like a compeletely different person, no smiles, cocky attitude, only rage* *looks at you with blood red eyes and just breaths, heavily, filled with anger and determination*
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Okay, okay *evades many hits, then materializes sword, and sweeps at you*
