Don't you just love the hate that comes with this time? Feeling cold? Why don't you come warm yourselves around all these burning friendships! Aren't all the Facebook wars just absolutely lovely? And best yet, the food at this time is so salty from the tears of all the super liberals and super conservatives who had their feelings hurt by someone who disagreed with them. It's better than christmas! Come on everyone!! Sing it with me!! Jingle bells Bernie smells Hillary laid an egg Donald Trump fell on his rump And jeb bush ran away