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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
3/22/2016 9:45:57 PM
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*your sword ignites with the same flame as mine, but without the right metal, the sword begins to melt* *dissolves into the ground, reforms right behind you, and... Gives you a vasectomy.*
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Right before it reaches my balls the sword dissipates into light "Sorry that was just a plasma replica" I pull out my actual sword made of [b]astral dragon bone[/b] and land behind you with a small glowing sphere in my left hand
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Noice *Pulls out large taser and shocks sword* *Sword begins to charge up*
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"We can't have that now" I throw up the sphere at you then charge toward you slicing with my sword but before I make contact the afterimage disappears in front of you and the real me appears behind you continuing the strike and sending you flying into the sphere
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*while "I" am flying towards the sphere, you hear whistling behind you* *"I" disappear with a burst of smoke* *you turn around and see the real me behind you* *My sword becomes a large war hammer... Falling over you* Oh, did I mention that I can do that too?
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"Damnit no holding back now" I turn around grab the sphere crush it in my hand then punch the hammer [spoiler]how much does it weigh[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]quite heavy, and scorching with a mysterious green flame that never extinguishes[/spoiler] Nice try bub *holds the hammer down, making it hard to break or even raise*
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Scales appear on my arms as my muscles bulge "damn it!" My shirt and jacket tear off "now I need to buy another one" I sheath my sword then I pull back my right arm and a magic circle appears around my fist "Astral Dragon COMET FIST!" I punch the hammer with the power of a meteor
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*it is strong enough to make me let go of the hammer, now a sword again* Okay, you wanna go super sayian? Let's go. *takes tazer out and shocks self with it. The electric stimulant causes MegaMortar to transform. His arms and legs get larger, stronger, and three arms protrude from his back* *the arms are holding something* *it's--* *it's a---* *it's a mortar*
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"How about a little light" I throw spheres of light into the air almost as countless as the stars in space I create spheres of light on my knuckles then charge at you
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Light is the first thing you see in an explosion, though *waits for you to get close enough, then traps you in the barrel of the mortar* Next stop: hell *fires mortar*
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"Oh crapbaskets" Inside the mortar you hear muffled yelling it sounds like sample equality bean then all the spheres start raining down on you
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*takes the mortar off of you to shoot the spheres to make you get hit by shrapnel* You happy?
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I get up off of my knee "the force of that thing hurt a bit but I'm a bit fire resistant" the spheres start to converge into one huge mass of light (I know I know light doesn't have mass just wait for it) then it starts to condense there are three of them clusters together and I fly up to them "heavens fall" I shoot a huge beam of energy into the center of the spheres and they merge into it then a mile wide cone of astral power crashes into the landscape and you
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*attempts to dissolve into the ground, but with no avail, and is taken by the light* *lays in the center of the crater*
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I move so fast I create an afterimage and land with my sword at your throat "nice fight" [spoiler]is it over? I have a bad feeling about this[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]don't worry, it's done[/spoiler] *before you get the blade in my neck, you black out* *when you regain consciousness, you are on the floor in front of the Dojo's gate with a throbbing headache* I'm not a lieutenant, but I can let you temporarily stay here *the gates open*
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I get up "thanks man" [spoiler]this is the first fight I've won thanks for being cool but should I tone down Jim's power a bit?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Nah, you seemed good. Just... Battle a little bit to learn how to use em properly. You seem good to go.[/spoiler]
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"Do have any tips for me?"
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Don't die Don't godmod Pretty much it
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Was I godmoding sorry
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No, no Godmodding is when a person can make up seemingly endless 1 hit ko moves without ever taking damage. You give your enemy a chance to retaliate. That's good. But... If you want a good fight, and maybe a membership to the dojo, ask for testuo.
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[spoiler]cool thank you I appreciate it[/spoiler]
