I personally know someone who thought about one day working at Bungie and am typing this as as service to all about what the update will consist of:
-light levels will be over 9000
-New Beyblade subclasses for each class
-new consumable "Sourdough Jack" from Jack in the Box accessed codes gives your guardian the ability to instakill everyone in a crucible match (including your teammates)
- a "Get em Luke" consumable which makes your TV or playing surface touch screen so it can sense the money being thrown at it
And finally a Deej suit inspired shader that allows your guardian to split 1000000 times in 2 seconds like the taken psions. You can thank me later guardians.
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New Beyblade subclasses for each class HOLY SHIT